Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Post by Guest » Tue Apr 20, 2021 7:15 am

Damn straight he is.

Way too much for one shitty bard to handle. Especially when he cursed all his stats to 0.

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Post by Newhalf » Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:06 am

Hey he played a scenario where his character became a god eventually, because OF COURSE he did.
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Post by Guest » Tue Apr 20, 2021 8:57 am

Newhalf wrote:
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Hey he played a scenario where his character became a god eventually, because OF COURSE he did.
He played it or he passed off as his own someone else's story of playing it?

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Apr 20, 2021 10:39 am

I would almost believe that if he was playing a BECMI campaign, since becoming an immortal aka god was just part of the endgame there.
Unfortunately his character was a bard, which is a AD&D thing, and AD&D (or the following editions) newer really move beyond dungeon crawling.
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Post by Newhalf » Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:43 am

D'no what it was, I don't know the first thing about DnD.
He talked about it if memory serves when he told about some crazy shit adventure where you basically encounter Alice in Wonderland characters and fight them all and they are tough high level enemies and it's probably even more retarded than I made it sound.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Apr 20, 2021 12:42 pm

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Oh. Pretty foolish of me to think he might not have been lying about/wildly exaggerating something.
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Post by Guest » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:01 pm

super god spoony (former mortal but cooler than other mortals) he was a regular mortal like everyone except cooler sexier smarter and very proficent in bed.
even as mortal he was godlike and even gods feared him and when he became god he became best god in pantheon with legions of followers (also very popular with cool girls) his god powers can create the destruction of the devil and the renewal of the gods

powers of spoony god (also known as super extra mega sexy god spoony)
1. super smart (a mind so brilliant it cannot be measured on any known intelligence test)
2. super strong (limitless physical strength)
3. can destroy planet by sigh
4. immune to any damage
5. very sexy
6. very manly
7. very huge cock like really big it`s choking hazard
8. always wins in every competition and if he cant win due to rules he can change rules by powers
9. he is immortal and can clone himself
10. popular with sexy girls
11. can give hardcore orgasms
12. and yes his dick is really big
13. ultra lucky
14. ultra charismatic
15. immune to any diseases gases and warts
16. he can fly of course
17. legendary actor
18. also his haters are faggots from faggot sites and forums and everything they talks about spoony god reflects at them haha
19. if someone tries to copy him like mega faggot liquid he (liquid) becomes ultra mega faggot with big nose (reflection power)
20. best tweet master
21. dungeons and dragons and final fantasy and another cool stuff expert
21. can understand true meaning of nine inch nails - hurt song

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:22 pm

Newhalf wrote:
Tue Apr 20, 2021 11:43 am
He talked about it if memory serves when he told about some crazy shit adventure where you basically encounter Alice in Wonderland characters and fight them all and they are tough high level enemies and it's probably even more retarded than I made it sound.
That was Dungeonland, for parties of levels 9-12 (at least if you go by the book) and for AD&D... 1st edition.

Unless the GM just ran it with 2nd edition, his tale gets even more holes. Bards weren't a core class in AD&D. You had to have rolled the right stats, and then you have to jump to some bullshit hoops, spending your first couple levels as a Fighter, then the next couple as a Thief, then you switch over a Druid except you're now actually a Bard. It's a more retarded version of the already retarded Dual-Class rules for AD&D humans.
You'd think he would've brought this up, but I don't recall a single instance of this.
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Post by wulfenlord » Tue Apr 20, 2021 2:38 pm

What the fuck are we even debating for? For every "Well, Spoony claims that..." you could very well call him a liar and a bullshitter right there. He is a D&D nerd with power fantasies. Every one of his stories is either played out in his head or greatly exaggarated. Just like everything Rachel says
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Newhalf » Tue Apr 20, 2021 3:39 pm

Maybe Rachel is somehow part of the Baker family in Resident Evul Biohasart 7
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