Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

Yeah April was probably out with Brad from MKE back when that photo was taken.

[Guest]

For fuck's sake, his sadposting has degenerated into literal sadposting. He can't even muster up the stamina to come up with another pompous "the mere thought of facing the rest of my life alone like this makes me physically ill" type post.

You are not truly hungry until you are ready to devour spoiled food. You are not truly thirsty until you are ready to quaff dirty water. You are not truly lonely until you are ready to fuck to that horrid warthog that is stalking you.

[mad bum]

Anyway, we now officially have Liquid Warthog. We're through the looking glass, people.

Now we just need liquid april and everything will come full circle.

[Cuckara]

Liquid April would just be April uncensored; I'm sure that she is bottling up a ton of resentment towards Spoony, but she'll never publicly vent it since the sycophants who enable Spoony would probably rape and murder her for daring to speak out against boss.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

For fuck's sake, his sadposting has degenerated into literal sadposting. He can't even muster up the stamina to come up with another pompous "the mere thought of facing the rest of my life alone like this makes me physically ill" type post.

He tries to come up with new and eloquent ways to describe his condition, but there's just... nothing.

[Guest]

For fuck's sake, his sadposting has degenerated into literal sadposting. He can't even muster up the stamina to come up with another pompous "the mere thought of facing the rest of my life alone like this makes me physically ill" type post.

He tries to come up with new and eloquent ways to describe his condition, but there's just... nothing.

He's been trying all night to pull himself together enough to tell us how bad he feels but he... can't. Just can't.

[Vaporwear]

[BenComicGraphics]

Do we have a running tally on things people offered Spoony on twitter to help him get his shit together?

So far I remember offers of:

A) Hard cash - basically, someone asked Spoony how much he needed to get going again. Spoony turned his nose on this.
B) Friendship - Some offered to drive to Spoony and do tabletop with him. Spoony turned his nose to this.
C) Get the Band Back Together - Someone offered to contact Joe and Lewis and arrange the three of them to hang out. Spoony turned his nose on this.
D) Clean up his Yard - I remember someone tweeted to Noah offering to help him with his yard work.
E) Therapy - I shit you not. An actual licensed therapist offered to see Spoony, free of charge.

[Guest]

Do we have a running tally on things people offered Spoony on twitter to help him get his shit together?

So far I remember offers of:

A) Hard cash - basically, someone asked Spoony how much he needed to get going again. Spoony turned his nose on this.
B) Friendship - Some offered to drive to Spoony and do tabletop with him. Spoony turned his nose to this.
C) Get the Band Back Together - Someone offered to contact Joe and Lewis and arrange the three of them to hang out. Spoony turned his nose on this.
D) Clean up his Yard - I remember someone tweeted to Noah offering to help him with his yard work.
E) Therapy - I shit you not. An actual licensed therapist offered to see Spoony, free of charge.

F) Angry Jorge, Brad and Linkara all offered to do videos with him to get him back into the swing of it.

[Cuckara]

Yeah, he has the audacity to claim he wants to find a way to fix his life, but he has consistently rejected every single chance that has been offered, and all of these chances were offered on silver platters, free of charge.