The CA Google Doc

[pibbs]

For fuck's sake. I realise you spent a few days on this stupid shit but pick one thread to post it to.
What I wrote on the other thread you posted this on.

Hate to burst your bubble there, Lupa, but CA did not go down in flames. They are doing better than ever. The actual site is shit but they pivoted to YouTube anyway.
There was no abuse just Michaud's ineptness. That "talent" that left? I couldn't put enough quotation marks around the word talent.
And no mention of Applebee's or Jewario? You fail, Lupa, you fail like your YouTube channel.

[Old Black Man]

Channel Awesome: The Motion Picture
Starring:
Michuad = John Malcovich
Doge = Chevy Chase (late 80s version)
Rob = Jason Alexander
Spoony = a greasy Adrien Brody
Brad Jones = Charlie Sheen
Linkara = Patton Oswalt
Lindsay = Aubrey Plaza
LUPA = Susan Sarandon (current age)
Angry Joe = Jorge Garcia (fat spic from Lost)
Film Brain = Michael Cera
Phelous = Jonah Hill
Bennet the Sage = Seth Rogan
Marzgurl = random dude from a truck stop
Jewario = Jeff Daniels
Goggles Chick = Zoe Saldana
Paw = a broom
Ellsa (Vampire Chick) = Scarlett Johansson (sure why not)
Nella = Melissa McCarthy
Todd in the Shadows= a muppet
JesuOtaku = Sarah Silverman
Luke Mochrie = Kristen Wiig
Holly Brownbag = A full colostomy bag


Or substitute your choices.

I like the casting, but I’d change Lupa to a skeksis puppet from The Dark Crystal and Brad to Jackie Earle Haley or Verne Troyer if he weren’t dead.

Who’s gonna play Linky’s stunt ass?

[pibbs]

Good call on Luoa.
Jackie Earle Haley... I can definitely see that. Brad was one of the hardest to match.

Also Jewario. Need a better one for him. Or do I?

[Liar Revealed]

Paula Poundstone as Lupa

Also Jewario. Need a better one for him. Or do I?

Kevin Spacey?

[Poonoo]

Paula Poundstone as Lupa

Also Jewario. Need a better one for him. Or do I?

Kevin Spacey?

Jewario liked little girls, not little boys.

[pibbs]

Paula Poundstone as Lupa

Also Jewario. Need a better one for him. Or do I?

Kevin Spacey?

FUCK! Perfect!

[Osterzone]

How about Gary Glitter for Justin?

[rabidtictac]

I assume someone already mentioned Jared from Subway for Jewwario?

[Old Black Man]

Spacey is perfect for JW. I also would consider Meg Mucklebones from Legend for Poopa. Look it up and you’ll see what I mean.

Brad definitely needs to be played by a nebbish. And nobody over 5’5”

[drisko]

This guy?