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[drisko]

So in an alternate world where this gets optioned as a movie, who do you think should play who?

I vote Susan Sarandon as Lupa. Though 72 might be too young to play her part.

[Guest]

I want to touch-a, touch-a, touch-a, touch Lupa.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Doge should be that bloke who plays Littlefinger in Game of Thrones.

Steve Buscemi would make a fine ProJared.

To add more diversity to the cast, Mastermind Michaud should be played by Forest Whitaker.

[pibbs]

Channel Awesome: The Motion Picture
Starring:
Michuad = John Malcovich
Doge = Chevy Chase (late 80s version)
Rob = Jason Alexander
Spoony = a greasy Adrien Brody
Brad Jones = Charlie Sheen
Linkara = Patton Oswalt
Lindsay = Aubrey Plaza
LUPA = Susan Sarandon (current age)
Angry Joe = Jorge Garcia (fat spic from Lost)
Film Brain = Michael Cera
Phelous = Jonah Hill
Bennet the Sage = Seth Rogan
Marzgurl = random dude from a truck stop
Jewario = Jeff Daniels
Goggles Chick = Zoe Saldana
Paw = a broom
Ellsa (Vampire Chick) = Scarlett Johansson (sure why not)
Nella = Melissa McCarthy
Todd in the Shadows= a muppet
JesuOtaku = Sarah Silverman
Luke Mochrie = Kristen Wiig
Holly Brownbag = A full colostomy bag


Or substitute your choices.

[ChangeTheChunnel]

I was going to suggest a naked mole rat for Film Brain, but it wouldn't be fair to the mole rat. How about some malformed gelatin with a nugget of undissolved sugar?

[Kugelfisch]

I think Patton Oswalt is perfect for Linky. They are both lying shitbags with super shady pasts in denial.

[Guest]

Linky will kill the gorilla.

[MegaNigger]

Sarah Silver man IS JesuOtaku. Jesu would probably see it as an honor tho

[drisko]

Jesu accepting a filthy Jew portraying her? And a woman at that? She'd probably screech until Hugh Jackman got cast.

[Guest]

Going on the site today, Watch as they fade away,
Channel Awesome, once a pillar, Down the drain they go!
A prominent community, fades into obscurity,
Doge and Rob and, and Mike Michaud, and
Its time for you to blow.
In a mess, clearly, so let’s film a movie,
No food, the scrips are late, and we never compensate.
Disneycember hogged slots, No more Pop Quiz Hot Shots, All the talent had enougn said Channel Awesome Goodbye!

Chorus
Mike started the fire, FIrst the flames were burning, then the tide was turning
Mike started the fire, and we saw them light it, so these guys can bite it.

Waiting for apologies, for the blunt misogyny,
We’re sorry that, you feel like that are you insane.
Hate on Patreon, Where’s the forum, It’s gone,
Shops closed, No posts, nothing much remains.
What’s that, Holly, fired after surgery
Changing names of videos, Let’s go watch some Angry Joe,
Tanked on Demo Reel, Gave your cast a bad deal,
Channel’s flawed, made ERod, feel like he’s a third wheel.

Chorus
Mike started the fire, First the flames were burning, then the tide was turning.
Mike started the fire, and we saw them light it, so these guys can bite it.

Made them shun, Screw Attack, Then you gave Obscurus flack,
You did not hesitate, Told her she Skyped too late.
TBF, what a shame, Marzgurl left out of frame,
Shrugged it off as plot holes, screaming ' bout their mid-rolls!

Gave the shaft to Mike J, UC Valley not paid,
Dug yourself this mess, Disrespected Phelous.
Lindsey, Chris, and Brad, how did things get this bad,
Doge camd off as good folk, then you filmed a rape joke.

Chorus
Mike started the fire, first the blames were burning, then the tide was turning,
Mike started a fire, and we saw them light it, so those guys can bite it.

Blistered Thumbs a ghost town, Never told they’re told shut down,
Little closure, You’re paid in exposure.
Never water on the set, throwing out your epithets,
You’re hurt, we’ll back, but first sign this contact.
Film Brain, and The Sage, trying to earn a good wage,
Hear my call, cheer them all, while Nostaligia Critic fall!

Chorus
Mike started the fire, first the flames were burning, then the tide was turning,
Mike started the fire, and we saw them light, so these guys can bite it.

Now the site, out of steam, Guru Larry reigns supreme,
Site’s dead, see red, and the Walker’s have fled.
Hagan, Sage, and Linkara, all escaped the enema,
Channel Awesome’s been cleaned out, Now let’s give a final shout,
For a decade, what a ride, Maven of the Eventide,
As the final swan song plays, try the scene another way.
Hid abuse without a qualm, Finally things are getting calm,
I wish all of the talent well, but Michaud can go to hell.