Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[Guest]

Going on the site today, Watch as they fade away,
Channel Awesome, once a pillar, Down the drain they go!
A prominent community, fades into obscurity,
Doge and Rob and, and Mike Michaud, and
Its time for you to blow.
In a mess, clearly, so let’s film a movie,
No food, the scrips are late, and we never compensate.
Disneycember hogged slots, No more Pop Quiz Hot Shots, All the talent had enougn said Channel Awesome Goodbye!

Chorus
Mike started the fire, FIrst the flames were burning, then the tide was turning
Mike started the fire, and we saw them light it, so these guys can bite it.

Waiting for apologies, for the blunt misogyny,
We’re sorry that, you feel like that are you insane.
Hate on Patreon, Where’s the forum, It’s gone,
Shops closed, No posts, nothing much remains.
What’s that, Holly, fired after surgery
Changing names of videos, Let’s go watch some Angry Joe,
Tanked on Demo Reel, Gave your cast a bad deal,
Channel’s flawed, made ERod, feel like he’s a third wheel.

Chorus
Mike started the fire, First the flames were burning, then the tide was turning.
Mike started the fire, and we saw them light it, so these guys can bite it.

Made them shun, Screw Attack, Then you gave Obscurus flack,
You did not hesitate, Told her she Skyped too late.
TBF, what a shame, Marzgurl left out of frame,
Shrugged it off as plot holes, screaming ' bout their mid-rolls!

Gave the shaft to Mike J, UC Valley not paid,
Dug yourself this mess, Disrespected Phelous.
Lindsey, Chris, and Brad, how did things get this bad,
Doge camd off as good folk, then you filmed a rape joke.

Chorus
Mike started the fire, first the blames were burning, then the tide was turning,
Mike started a fire, and we saw them light it, so those guys can bite it.

Blistered Thumbs a ghost town, Never told they’re told shut down,
Little closure, You’re paid in exposure.
Never water on the set, throwing out your epithets,
You’re hurt, we’ll back, but first sign this contact.
Film Brain, and The Sage, trying to earn a good wage,
Hear my call, cheer them all, while Nostaligia Critic fall!

Chorus
Mike started the fire, first the flames were burning, then the tide was turning,
Mike started the fire, and we saw them light, so these guys can bite it.

Now the site, out of steam, Guru Larry reigns supreme,
Site’s dead, see red, and the Walker’s have fled.
Hagan, Sage, and Linkara, all escaped the enema,
Channel Awesome’s been cleaned out, Now let’s give a final shout,
For a decade, what a ride, Maven of the Eventide,
As the final swan song plays, try the scene another way.
Hid abuse without a qualm, Finally things are getting calm,
I wish all of the talent well, but Michaud can go to hell.

[pibbs]

Hate to burst your bubble there, Lupa, but CA did not go down in flames. They are doing better than ever. The actual site is shit but they pivoted to YouTube anyway.
There was no abuse just Michaud's ineptness. That "talent" that left? I couldn't put enough quotation marks around the word talent.
And no mention of Applebee's or Jewario? You fail, Lupa, you fail like your YouTube channel.

[Old Black Man]

Going on the site today, Watch as they fade away,
Channel Awesome, once a pillar, Down the drain they go!
A prominent community, fades into obscurity,
Doge and Rob and, and Mike Michaud, and
Its time for you to blow.
In a mess, clearly, so let’s film a movie,
No food, the scrips are late, and we never compensate.
Disneycember hogged slots, No more Pop Quiz Hot Shots, All the talent had enougn said Channel Awesome Goodbye!

Chorus
Mike started the fire, FIrst the flames were burning, then the tide was turning
Mike started the fire, and we saw them light it, so these guys can bite it.

Waiting for apologies, for the blunt misogyny,
We’re sorry that, you feel like that are you insane.
Hate on Patreon, Where’s the forum, It’s gone,
Shops closed, No posts, nothing much remains.
What’s that, Holly, fired after surgery
Changing names of videos, Let’s go watch some Angry Joe,
Tanked on Demo Reel, Gave your cast a bad deal,
Channel’s flawed, made ERod, feel like he’s a third wheel.

Chorus
Mike started the fire, First the flames were burning, then the tide was turning.
Mike started the fire, and we saw them light it, so these guys can bite it.

Made them shun, Screw Attack, Then you gave Obscurus flack,
You did not hesitate, Told her she Skyped too late.
TBF, what a shame, Marzgurl left out of frame,
Shrugged it off as plot holes, screaming ' bout their mid-rolls!

Gave the shaft to Mike J, UC Valley not paid,
Dug yourself this mess, Disrespected Phelous.
Lindsey, Chris, and Brad, how did things get this bad,
Doge camd off as good folk, then you filmed a rape joke.

Chorus
Mike started the fire, first the blames were burning, then the tide was turning,
Mike started a fire, and we saw them light it, so those guys can bite it.

Blistered Thumbs a ghost town, Never told they’re told shut down,
Little closure, You’re paid in exposure.
Never water on the set, throwing out your epithets,
You’re hurt, we’ll back, but first sign this contact.
Film Brain, and The Sage, trying to earn a good wage,
Hear my call, cheer them all, while Nostaligia Critic fall!

Chorus
Mike started the fire, first the flames were burning, then the tide was turning,
Mike started the fire, and we saw them light, so these guys can bite it.

Now the site, out of steam, Guru Larry reigns supreme,
Site’s dead, see red, and the Walker’s have fled.
Hagan, Sage, and Linkara, all escaped the enema,
Channel Awesome’s been cleaned out, Now let’s give a final shout,
For a decade, what a ride, Maven of the Eventide,
As the final swan song plays, try the scene another way.
Hid abuse without a qualm, Finally things are getting calm,
I wish all of the talent well, but Michaud can go to hell.

It would be IN Rhapsody worthy if it weren’t such blatant Lupa propaganda.

[Old Black Man]

Hate to burst your bubble there, Lupa, but CA did not go down in flames. They are doing better than ever. The actual site is shit but they pivoted to YouTube anyway.
There was no abuse just Michaud's ineptness. That "talent" that left? I couldn't put enough quotation marks around the word talent.
And no mention of Applebee's or Jewario? You fail, Lupa, you fail like your YouTube channel.

I’ve got you dawg.

Ahem...

Losers quit, Holly shits
Phallus plays with kids toys
Lupa cries, channel dies
ASS calls her a tranny
Times are bad views decline
Just like Film Brain’s hairline
Spoony’s crazy, Marzgurl’s snout
Rapist blew his brains out!

Doge rose from the fire! Now it’s flames are dyin and the INs are crying
Doge rose from the fire! Yeah they tried to light it but we didn’t buy it

[pibbs]

THAT'S the way to do it!

[Old Black Man]

That’s what I’m here for. Song parodies and discussing obscure cartoons.

[Guest]

Hate to burst your bubble there, Lupa, but CA did not go down in flames. They are doing better than ever. The actual site is shit but they pivoted to YouTube anyway.
There was no abuse just Michaud's ineptness. That "talent" that left? I couldn't put enough quotation marks around the word talent.
And no mention of Applebee's or Jewario? You fail, Lupa, you fail like your YouTube channel.

I’ve got you dawg.

Ahem...

Losers quit, Holly shits
Phallus plays with kids toys
Lupa cries, channel dies
ASS calls her a tranny
Times are bad views decline
Just like Film Brain’s hairline
Spoony’s crazy, Marzgurl’s snout
Rapist blew his brains out!

Doge rose from the fire! Now it’s flames are dyin and the INs are crying
Doge rose from the fire! Yeah they tried to light it but we didn’t buy it

[Guest]

Hate to burst your bubble there, Lupa, but CA did not go down in flames. They are doing better than ever. The actual site is shit but they pivoted to YouTube anyway.
There was no abuse just Michaud's ineptness. That "talent" that left? I couldn't put enough quotation marks around the word talent.
And no mention of Applebee's or Jewario? You fail, Lupa, you fail like your YouTube channel.

I’ve got you dawg.

Ahem...

Losers quit, Holly shits
Phallus plays with kids toys
Lupa cries, channel dies
ASS calls her a tranny
Times are bad views decline
Just like Film Brain’s hairline
Spoony’s crazy, Marzgurl’s snout
Rapist blew his brains out!

Doge rose from the fire! Now it’s flames are dyin and the INs are crying
Doge rose from the fire! Yeah they tried to light it but we didn’t buy it

A good comeback story is always so heartwarming.

[Old Black Man]

Hate to burst your bubble there, Lupa, but CA did not go down in flames. They are doing better than ever. The actual site is shit but they pivoted to YouTube anyway.
There was no abuse just Michaud's ineptness. That "talent" that left? I couldn't put enough quotation marks around the word talent.
And no mention of Applebee's or Jewario? You fail, Lupa, you fail like your YouTube channel.

I’ve got you dawg.

Ahem...

Losers quit, Holly shits
Phallus plays with kids toys
Lupa cries, channel dies
ASS calls her a tranny
Times are bad views decline
Just like Film Brain’s hairline
Spoony’s crazy, Marzgurl’s snout
Rapist blew his brains out!

Doge rose from the fire! Now it’s flames are dyin and the INs are crying
Doge rose from the fire! Yeah they tried to light it but we didn’t buy it

A good comeback story is always so heartwarming.

Don’t call it a comeback, Doge’s been here for years.

[Guest]

Lupa probably helped the CA site if anything, now people don't have to wade through a bunch of nobodies to get to the content they actually like.