The Angry Video Game Cuck

[Guest]

I do love Joe Bob Briggs.

[Guest]

People have really warped perceptions of Monster Madness and James' ability as a film reviewer. They aren't expert analysis on cinematography, staging, direction etc and how that affects the film, they're a simple if fun recounting of the film's plot and interesting little trivia about the production.

You're right - and that's a good thing!
RLM can't make a good movie to save their life either. They aren't really expert level of explaining composition, cinematography or any of that other shit. They do make entertaining videos, though. That's mostly because talking about movies is their favourite thing and because they give a shit.
I've watched videos about stuff I don't really care for made by people who really care about those things. Enthusiasm helps a great deal with entertainment value. It's fun to dip into fandoms you're not part of just in the same way it can be fun to listen to somebody rage and unload frustrations long held onto something.

I need a steady feed of background noise. Something that's actually interesting or that somebody had fun making is perfect for that and I'm far from the only one. You don't need a great steak every day.

Yeah not saying that it's a bad thing just that I don't think he could manage a 2 hour dissection of Nosferatu. I do like James' earnestness and passion though. He has a purity in his love of film. That lack of sincerity is what turns me off RLM who come across as a bunch of smug, jaded and bitter dickheads who think they know everything about cinema yet seem to not review classic films (to show of supposed omniscience) but instead mire in the pool of easily digestible schlock.

[Le Redditeur]

And they even recommend you said schlock - like TFA, Mahvel capeshit, pretentious garbage, and others.

[Kugelfisch]

Half in the Bag has been gradually becoming Nerd Crew over the years.

[Guest]

RLM is not a serious film review channel, it is a comedy channel about movies.
They (Jay) might think they're srs smart reviewmen but they're not, they suck dicks.
Their love of capeshit and hatred of objective quality (Jay) is because they're afflicted by the normalfag disease. It's like AIDS. They should be put down like sick dogs.

[Guest]

Unfortunately, it seems like that he just didn't have it in him to make real movies. AVGN is the closest thing to it, and not only it took him like 7 years, and a lot of fan donations, didn't he also have a help directing it? I think the screenplay is his, and I'm sure he did a lot on the set, but he just isn't the material.

And while I don't think he is as delusional or nowhere near as shit as Doge, who has completely given up, yeah, it's a bit sad to see James probably never becoming what he wanted to be. But that's life - if you can't get better at something and don't even have connections or you're not charismatic/psychopathic enough to worm your way into the industry, you get stuck doing small, not-ambitious stuff to survive. And I'm saying it's a bit sad only because he isn't a cunt like the other fucks. I'm ignoring his questionable reasons to keep Motherfucker Mike around, of course.

You think he and Mike tag-teamed the hot nerd actress between takes?

[Guest]

Unfortunately, it seems like that he just didn't have it in him to make real movies. AVGN is the closest thing to it, and not only it took him like 7 years, and a lot of fan donations, didn't he also have a help directing it? I think the screenplay is his, and I'm sure he did a lot on the set, but he just isn't the material.

And while I don't think he is as delusional or nowhere near as shit as Doge, who has completely given up, yeah, it's a bit sad to see James probably never becoming what he wanted to be. But that's life - if you can't get better at something and don't even have connections or you're not charismatic/psychopathic enough to worm your way into the industry, you get stuck doing small, not-ambitious stuff to survive. And I'm saying it's a bit sad only because he isn't a cunt like the other fucks. I'm ignoring his questionable reasons to keep Motherfucker Mike around, of course.

You think he and Mike tag-teamed the hot nerd actress between takes?

Mike wasn't there during the movie shoot.

[Guest]

Unfortunately, it seems like that he just didn't have it in him to make real movies. AVGN is the closest thing to it, and not only it took him like 7 years, and a lot of fan donations, didn't he also have a help directing it? I think the screenplay is his, and I'm sure he did a lot on the set, but he just isn't the material.

And while I don't think he is as delusional or nowhere near as shit as Doge, who has completely given up, yeah, it's a bit sad to see James probably never becoming what he wanted to be. But that's life - if you can't get better at something and don't even have connections or you're not charismatic/psychopathic enough to worm your way into the industry, you get stuck doing small, not-ambitious stuff to survive. And I'm saying it's a bit sad only because he isn't a cunt like the other fucks. I'm ignoring his questionable reasons to keep Motherfucker Mike around, of course.

You think he and Mike tag-teamed the hot nerd actress between takes?

Mike wasn't there during the movie shoot.

Yeah he was holding down the channel. Hence why we got masterpieces like Minecraft With Gadget and Elmo In Grouchland.

[Kugelfisch]

Their love of capeshit and hatred of objective quality (Jay) is because they're afflicted by the normalfag disease. It's like AIDS. They should be put down like sick dogs.

That was obvious from the start. I don't mind that when the videos are good. But HitB didn't use to be so shit.

[Guest]

You think he and Mike tag-teamed the hot nerd actress between takes?

Mike wasn't there during the movie shoot.

Yeah he was holding down the channel. Hence why we got masterpieces like Minecraft With Gadget and Elmo In Grouchland.

You think he has to physically be in Philly to post to YouTube? Naw, he was laying pipe like a mofo, tagging in Nerd when he needed a breather. There was probably bi shit going on too but I don't want to think about that.