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April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She will always have Skyrim.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jun 26, 2018 3:46 amOne day the thristers will die from their Korean hardcore gaming 50 cums in a row jackoff sessions and she'll have nothing.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Maybe /ourguy/ Todd "The King of Lies" Howard could start charging for every Skyrim mod, plus an extra for porn mods.VoiceOfReasonPast wrote: ↑Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:14 pmShe will always have Skyrim.Guest wrote: ↑Tue Jun 26, 2018 3:46 amOne day the thristers will die from their Korean hardcore gaming 50 cums in a row jackoff sessions and she'll have nothing.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Guest wrote: ↑Fri Mar 08, 2019 6:17 pmYou're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
I wonder why she doesn't simply join some TRPG group and roleplay as whatever elf/orc thing she want's to be and marry an iron bull in-game, instead of repeating the same Skyrim shit over and over for 50 hours/week. Social phobia? Just dumb?
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She is an idiot.
Other girls would dress with tits packed in skimpy clothes and starting camwhoring on twitch.....before changing over to chaturbate for more intimate "private skyrim sessions". Put on elf ears and a white wig....a little makeup and a pierced nipple with some Skyrim themed art in the backround. Hell she would make more than spoon
Other girls would dress with tits packed in skimpy clothes and starting camwhoring on twitch.....before changing over to chaturbate for more intimate "private skyrim sessions". Put on elf ears and a white wig....a little makeup and a pierced nipple with some Skyrim themed art in the backround. Hell she would make more than spoon
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
Honestly I don't think there is that much appetite for April noods, even from thirsty cucks like Carl. I mean sure they'd watch, but they're probably already giving her more money for next to nothing via her shit Etsy shop.GitGud wrote: ↑Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:36 amShe is an idiot.
Other girls would dress with tits packed in skimpy clothes and starting camwhoring on twitch.....before changing over to chaturbate for more intimate "private skyrim sessions". Put on elf ears and a white wig....a little makeup and a pierced nipple with some Skyrim themed art in the backround. Hell she would make more than spoon
Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
She should start writing novels. Some sort of Skyrim-ish adventure book.
Maybe about Dragonman who has to leave his town Dragonsville. And meet other races like Elfwoman, Orcdude and Dwarfkid. They are trying to save Worldplanet from Doomvillain.
Maybe about Dragonman who has to leave his town Dragonsville. And meet other races like Elfwoman, Orcdude and Dwarfkid. They are trying to save Worldplanet from Doomvillain.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony
If there's no sex in it, bitch ain't interested.
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