April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GuestWrong » Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:09 pm

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GuestWrong was a mistake.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:14 pm

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One day the thristers will die from their Korean hardcore gaming 50 cums in a row jackoff sessions and she'll have nothing.
She will always have Skyrim.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Le Redditeur » Tue Jun 26, 2018 8:16 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:14 pm
Guest wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 3:46 am
One day the thristers will die from their Korean hardcore gaming 50 cums in a row jackoff sessions and she'll have nothing.
She will always have Skyrim.
Maybe /ourguy/ Todd "The King of Lies" Howard could start charging for every Skyrim mod, plus an extra for porn mods.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by JL Unlimited » Tue Jun 26, 2018 9:36 pm

GuestWrong wrote:
Tue Jun 26, 2018 4:09 pm
AdorableOtter wrote:
Wed Jun 20, 2018 11:48 pm
GuestWrong was a mistake.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to snap twice.
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You're a bunch of monkeys dancing for shekels. Dance and keep your pie holes shut, monkeys. Your dumbass opinions aren't wanted and aren't valid.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AdorableOtter » Wed Jun 27, 2018 1:16 am

I wonder why she doesn't simply join some TRPG group and roleplay as whatever elf/orc thing she want's to be and marry an iron bull in-game, instead of repeating the same Skyrim shit over and over for 50 hours/week. Social phobia? Just dumb?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by GitGud » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:36 am

She is an idiot.
Other girls would dress with tits packed in skimpy clothes and starting camwhoring on twitch.....before changing over to chaturbate for more intimate "private skyrim sessions". Put on elf ears and a white wig....a little makeup and a pierced nipple with some Skyrim themed art in the backround. Hell she would make more than spoon
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Angelfire Memes » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:32 pm

GitGud wrote:
Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:36 am
She is an idiot.
Other girls would dress with tits packed in skimpy clothes and starting camwhoring on twitch.....before changing over to chaturbate for more intimate "private skyrim sessions". Put on elf ears and a white wig....a little makeup and a pierced nipple with some Skyrim themed art in the backround. Hell she would make more than spoon
Honestly I don't think there is that much appetite for April noods, even from thirsty cucks like Carl. I mean sure they'd watch, but they're probably already giving her more money for next to nothing via her shit Etsy shop.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Auli » Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:44 pm

She should start writing novels. Some sort of Skyrim-ish adventure book.

Maybe about Dragonman who has to leave his town Dragonsville. And meet other races like Elfwoman, Orcdude and Dwarfkid. They are trying to save Worldplanet from Doomvillain.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:07 pm

If there's no sex in it, bitch ain't interested.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by AdorableOtter » Wed Jun 27, 2018 3:20 pm

Auli wrote:
Wed Jun 27, 2018 2:44 pm
She should start writing novels. Some sort of Skyrim-ish adventure book.

Maybe about Dragonman who has to leave his town Dragonsville. And meet other races like Elfwoman, Orcdude and Dwarfkid. They are trying to save Worldplanet from Doomvillain.
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If there's no sex in it, bitch ain't interested.
WUT

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