April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Guest]

Noah will never an hero, no matter how miserable and pathetic he becomes. He's too cowardly.
Noah's untimely demise will be accidental. Like in a stupid way. Most likely drinking too much with prescription drugs.

Spoony will outlive all of us and die warmly in his bed at age 99.

[Angelfire Memes]

I don't know that he is abusing substances, except alcohol. I just think he never eats healthy food, never goes outside, drinks too much, and has fucked his sleep schedule sideways. The only light this faggot sees is the glow from his phone when he's shitposting on Twitter. You know if he was addicted to pain meds or something he'd never stop REEEing about it.

[Kugelfisch]

He did post quite a bit about >muh Lithium and I doubt that's all he takes. There's a good chance he grew a liking to tha sizzurp.

[rabidtictac]

He probably is on meds as much/as often as he can be. He's complained about doctors and insurance a bunch of times and you all remember the CPAP that supposedly was going to save his life. Then we never heard about it again.

He's been going to doctors for various shit for years. I'm sure they gave him stuff and he took it. I'm sure they also told him to not drink or do drugs and he disregarded that advice.

Bottom line is his twitter feed reads like that of a 100% insane person and has for the past couple years, and we've seen him drunk more than a few times. Then he talks about getting access to more meds like he's a kid at a candy shop. He has a big red gin blossom nose and always looks out of it/unhinged on streams. Can't handle even the mildest bantz without flipping his shit and thinks playing a game on stream is a herculean task.

All this would fit pretty well with the stereotypical addict who is delirious with their fix half the time and going through withdrawal the other half.

Lupaposters can try to pretend spoony never drinks, but I very much doubt that. He jumps for joy at the thought of mind-altering substances and he made that clear when the doctor green-lit him for stronger drugs.

[Tony Schiavone]

Don't forget he's been "sick all year." That's totally the reason why we haven't had more Spoony.

... Oh well, better just write off the year that's half over and aim for Year of the Spoony in 2019.

[pibbs]

Also, rApril often drops subtle hints that things ain't right in the house Spoony built: four leaf clovers and needing some luck. She's crying out for help.

[Le Redditeur]

Also, rApril often drops subtle hints that things ain't right in the house Spoony built: four leaf clovers and needing some luck. She's crying out for help.

Hopefully. Their misery is our entertainment.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She needs Brad to make her free.

[GitGud]

She needs Brad to make her free.

She is searching for a new host to suck money from. But her "job" onky gives her limited access to that kind of target. And she isnt a 10/10 so only (in her mind) sub par men would flirt with her. And the new host must be better than the current one. I am talking house in an nice neighborhood AND money that is trown at her. The fact that she cant find such a man makes drives her mad. Collecting clover for luck, start praying pagan shit and fishing for happyness on skyrim and twitter. Without carl and other thirsters she would never bother with that all

[Guest]

One day the thristers will die from their Korean hardcore gaming 50 cums in a row jackoff sessions and she'll have nothing.