Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Liar Revealed]

It shouldn't have to be such an ordeal, though. In some states when they arrest the men, they put their names and pictures in the paper so as to ruin their lives.
Going back to an earlier discussion, if somebody like Elliot Rodger could have had safe, legal access to prostitutes, a lot of people might still be alive today. They should have a legal brothel near every college campus.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Only real scumbags see prostitutes in this day and age.

Knowing about ≠ doing

[Rapeculture]

My favorite hookers are the ones who cry through the blowjob. You know, the young ones who aren't quite hardened yet. The taste of their tears is fucking suh-weeeeeet!!

[Guest]

How about if you only have change?
Do you shove it down the pussy or the ass?

Nobody accepts change anymore my main. At best you can dump it into a vending machine or a self checkout counter at Wal-Mart. What am I supposed to do with all these pennies? They keep chocking the machines. I'm not using Coinstar dammit.

They should have a legal brothel near every college campus.

The campus should just become a brothel itself. Nobody goes to college anymore except for women and nothing is more shameful than a woman trying to act smart.

My favorite hookers are the ones who cry through the blowjob. You know, the young ones who aren't quite hardened yet. The taste of their tears is fucking suh-weeeeeet!!

How young we talking here?

[veris leta facies]

My favorite hookers are the ones who cry through the blowjob. You know, the young ones who aren't quite hardened yet. The taste of their tears is fucking suh-weeeeeet!!

Agreed, they also haven't lost their teeth to meth yet. It's also the perfect time for some Pinhead quotes:



And

Hooker: "You've done this before, right?"
Me: "Many, many times."

[MegaNigger]

My favorite hookers are the ones who cry through the blowjob. You know, the young ones who aren't quite hardened yet. The taste of their tears is fucking suh-weeeeeet!!

There's just something about a bitch crying and realizing she has no other choice to make the rent.

Love it. Maybe don't fuck around with your life and act like a cunt because you happen to look attractive at the time.

And other women never, EVER, learn from these examples.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

ya'll some disturbed motherfuckers

[RAPEMAN]

I've always been curious how one gets a hooker

Am I missing a joke here?

No seriously no joking, like do you just drive around bad areas until you find girls standing around? Do you pay before or after? Do they take PayPal?

Go to a notorious hotel/bar and look for women with room keys on the table. It's getting rarer these days seeing as you can practically find them on Kijiji and feminism made nine out of ten women complete sluts.

[MegaNigger]

ya'll some disturbed motherfuckers

How? Feminism told these cunts that being a slut was empowering! Not our fault they realize too late it's lies.

[Kugelfisch]

I've always been curious how one gets a hooker

Am I missing a joke here?

No seriously no joking, like do you just drive around bad areas until you find girls standing around? Do you pay before or after? Do they take PayPal?

Well, I'm a Eurofag so it's legal here. It's about as complicated as going to the brothel. There are also callgirls.
Or you're in a bar and get hit on by a good-looking eastern European slut. If you see some grim-looking motherfucker twice your size hanging out somewhere at a table alone who's name is likely something like Piotr or Alexej, you're not getting lucky that day, you're getting a whore without asking for it.
In that special case, you don't need to worry about the payment. Dimitri will establish contact with you when you leave the hotel room and discuss easy and quick payment methods with you.