Allison in Applebee's Hell: The Lupa Thread

[Kugelfisch]

I've always been curious how one gets a hooker

Am I missing a joke here?

[mad bum]

I've always been curious how one gets a hooker

Am I missing a joke here?

No seriously no joking, like do you just drive around bad areas until you find girls standing around? Do you pay before or after? Do they take PayPal?

[Pepsi Man]

I've always been curious how one gets a hooker

Am I missing a joke here?

No seriously no joking, like do you just drive around bad areas until you find girls standing around? Do you pay before or after? Do they take PayPal?

You slide your card through their ass cheeks and it processes the payment.

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Are you 12?

[Chippah]

I've always been curious how one gets a hooker

Am I missing a joke here?

No seriously no joking, like do you just drive around bad areas until you find girls standing around? Do you pay before or after? Do they take PayPal?

Other than the payment, I've also wondered this. I used to use backpage, but the fucking feds shut that down.

[mad bum]

Are you 12?

Please explain ASS, how do we pick up trannies?

[Guest]

Only real scumbags see prostitutes in this day and age. One of the few blessings of the current year is I can knock my cum out without ever interacting with a gross 3D woman. And if you like 3D pigs all the pretty ones you were never gonna fuck anyway are spreading their assholes and pussies on Instagram, covered in filters to hide how gross they are.

[Guest]

Am I missing a joke here?

No seriously no joking, like do you just drive around bad areas until you find girls standing around? Do you pay before or after? Do they take PayPal?

You slide your card through their ass cheeks and it processes the payment.

How about if you only have change?
Do you shove it down the pussy or the ass?

[Guest]

Am I missing a joke here?

No seriously no joking, like do you just drive around bad areas until you find girls standing around? Do you pay before or after? Do they take PayPal?

Other than the payment, I've also wondered this. I used to use backpage, but the fucking feds shut that down.

Just go to the nearest shady motel at night and you will see atleast 4 prostitutes that will offer sex before you even ask.

[veris leta facies]

Trevor teaches how to get hookers.