April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

[Kugelfisch]

We're going to need Boogie as a featured speaker, now that he's a changed man. Kugel is an evil, rich bussiness man, so he will cover Boogie's expenses. It won't come cheap to hire AC130 to deliver him to the target destination.

I'll hire a Cessna. Those things take a nice dive at the slightest funny wind when loaded too heavily. Drinks at the DHI con/Boogie death party are on me.
The con itself we'll just finance by claiming it to be a free speech convention and inviting the sceptic community faggots so their retard fans will buy loads of overpriced tickets, then we'll uninvite the sceptic fucks or just present them with some fuckoff contracts they will never ever sign. Worked once done by dumber people so why shouldn't we be able to pull it off?

[pibbs]

I don't even want to imagine what form the Lupa Dunk Tank would take.

[Boogie's Panniculus]

I don't even want to imagine what form the Lupa Dunk Tank would take.

Lupa dunked in a tank of thirst poster cum...

[Some Sick Fuck]

Or a sign saying "Spoony was going to show up, but then he had sudden night terrors. His health comes first :3"

I would just show a sign saying "shingles". Those that are informed would know.

[Kugelfisch]

Or a sign saying "Spoony was going to show up, but then he had sudden night terrors. His health comes first :3"

I would just show a sign saying "shingles". Those that are informed would know.

Just don't stand around too close to the sign or you'll get to hear the whole medical story of some transfaggot Spoony fan.

[Beelzquill]

I'll bring the "ride april's bull" ride so people can enjoy the thinking man's fetish.

[Kugelfisch]

Be sure to get her custom, copyright-infringing perfume and pour it all over it. We want to make sure that it also smells the part.

[Beelzquill]

But of course!, I'll even add a station for people waiting in line to play skyrim while they wait.
edit: with her mods obviously.

[Kugelfisch]

Obviously. Gotta have those enhanced orc dick mods installed.

[rabidtictac]

Tekken 7 multiplayer matches!

Bring your own copy of tekken 7 and one for spoony that he can throw in the garbage.