April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sat Apr 14, 2018 5:49 pm

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We're going to need Boogie as a featured speaker, now that he's a changed man. Kugel is an evil, rich bussiness man, so he will cover Boogie's expenses. It won't come cheap to hire AC130 to deliver him to the target destination.
I'll hire a Cessna. Those things take a nice dive at the slightest funny wind when loaded too heavily. Drinks at the DHI con/Boogie death party are on me.
The con itself we'll just finance by claiming it to be a free speech convention and inviting the sceptic community faggots so their retard fans will buy loads of overpriced tickets, then we'll uninvite the sceptic fucks or just present them with some fuckoff contracts they will never ever sign. Worked once done by dumber people so why shouldn't we be able to pull it off? :lol:
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by pibbs » Sat Apr 14, 2018 7:40 pm

I don't even want to imagine what form the Lupa Dunk Tank would take.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Boogie's Panniculus » Sat Apr 14, 2018 9:16 pm

pibbs wrote:
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I don't even want to imagine what form the Lupa Dunk Tank would take.
Lupa dunked in a tank of thirst poster cum...

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Some Sick Fuck » Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:00 am

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Or a sign saying "Spoony was going to show up, but then he had sudden night terrors. His health comes first :3"
:lol: I would just show a sign saying "shingles". Those that are informed would know.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:52 am

Some Sick Fuck wrote:
Sun Apr 15, 2018 12:00 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat Apr 14, 2018 2:55 pm
Or a sign saying "Spoony was going to show up, but then he had sudden night terrors. His health comes first :3"
:lol: I would just show a sign saying "shingles". Those that are informed would know.
Just don't stand around too close to the sign or you'll get to hear the whole medical story of some transfaggot Spoony fan.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Beelzquill » Sun Apr 15, 2018 1:50 am

I'll bring the "ride april's bull" ride so people can enjoy the thinking man's fetish.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 15, 2018 1:58 am

Be sure to get her custom, copyright-infringing perfume and pour it all over it. We want to make sure that it also smells the part.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Beelzquill » Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:04 am

But of course!, I'll even add a station for people waiting in line to play skyrim while they wait.
edit: with her mods obviously.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:39 am

Obviously. Gotta have those enhanced orc dick mods installed.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Sun Apr 15, 2018 2:46 am

Tekken 7 multiplayer matches!

Bring your own copy of tekken 7 and one for spoony that he can throw in the garbage.
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