April Lon Gon - Former tard wrangler of Spoony, future Bethesda C&D target

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:20 pm

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by oldbones » Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:58 pm

mad bum wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:47 pm
Noah confirmed shut in, and not just us talking shit but refuses to do anything.
Leave the guy alone! You know he has a heart condition. He can't do manual labor or else his heart will explode.

If Spoony wasn't a lazy fuck and continued to do his easy work he'd have enough money to pay the local kids to shovel snow for him just like all the elderly people do.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Charlar » Mon Feb 12, 2018 9:00 pm

oldbones wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 8:58 pm
mad bum wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:47 pm
Noah confirmed shut in, and not just us talking shit but refuses to do anything.
Leave the guy alone! You know he has a heart condition. He can't do manual labor or else his heart will explode.

If Spoony wasn't a lazy fuck and continued to do his easy work he'd have enough money to pay the local kids to shovel snow for him just like all the elderly people do.
That would be too much effort
mad bum wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:47 pm
Noah confirmed shut in, and not just us talking shit but refuses to do anything.
He's already dead and every appearance in a while has been a Weekend at Bernie's situation
-On the internet, everyone end up being Spoony or Tim Buckley
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-Most people had, have and will have shit tastes

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by rabidtictac » Tue Feb 13, 2018 3:55 am

mad bum wrote:
Mon Feb 12, 2018 7:47 pm
Noah confirmed shut in, and not just us talking shit but refuses to do anything.
Yep. April has to dig 4 feet of snow because Noah couldn't possibly help the love of his life. :lol:

Maybe she'll have a "come to cuckson" moment while she's covered in sweat and freezing her vag off shoveling. Spoony sure is worthless, isn't he? I still wonder how they're paying for everything.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Everyonemasturbates(exceptSpoony) » Tue Feb 13, 2018 6:31 am

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IM A GAMER GURL!!!
The only real reason her fingers would hurt is from her shlicking her cunt so much

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:16 pm

When the person shoveling the snow from the driveway to get to work is your woman and not you, you're officially not a man anymore. You may as well start sucking dick because you're now a woman and that's all you're good for. Pathetic doesn't even cut it.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by FuckSploony » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:25 pm

You know, i watch videos from a couple in Japan that do vlogs and shit, they live in a very cold place thats full of snow, the husband wakes up at 4-5 in the morning to get ready and to plow the snow thats accumulated around the car to get it out, and THEN plows the snow from her wifes car so she can get hers later in the day easier (by the time she has to go out she need to plow the snow anyways, but he makes it easier for her), this is EVERY FUCKING DAY since he is working all days of the week now, and every fucking day when he gets home at night after a hard day of work he plows the snow AGAIN from the way so its easier to do so next day, and many time he also cleans the snow from the doors path so his children can go out easily to school. Also, SHE (the wife) also cleans the snow at least once each day so her husband can come home and get the car in safely and fast.

This couple of fucking PARASITES complains that they do it ONCE?, scratch that, this fucking bitch complains that she does it once? (while spoony masturbates to shemale porn and refuses to go out)

Can i ask for some kind soul to exterminate them?

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Guest » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:30 pm

I bet Carl would shovel the snow for her.

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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by mad bum » Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:52 pm

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I bet Carl would shovel the snow for her.
Bet? You mean know.
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Re: April Von Lon - Orc, Honey Wine Brewer, Professional Skyrim Player, BDSM Writer & Domina to Spoony

Post by Kugelfisch » Wed Feb 14, 2018 12:01 am

FuckSploony wrote:
Tue Feb 13, 2018 11:25 pm
Can i ask for some kind soul to exterminate them?
You can and I'm not inhibited by morals to do so on a technical level. But for maximum suffering I won't do it and hope nobody else does. They deserve each other and both are in a more miserable place living than dead. Because it's a hell of their own making from a lack of responsibility and motivation that they can blame on nobody else and believe it.
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