Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Boogie's Panniculus]

"I did NOT chain her to my basement! It's bullshit! I did NAWT! Oh hi, Miles."
"YOU ARE TEARING OUT MY HEART, SCARLETT!"

I just watched Disaster Artist last night.

[Angelfire Memes]

Oh boy, Spoony has set his Steam profile to private. I guess he wants his sycophants to donate money, or physical goods instead of games he won't play.

Probably sick of Jackson messaging him every day asking for that round of Tekken 7.

[MegaNigger]

Oh boy, Spoony has set his Steam profile to private. I guess he wants his sycophants to donate money, or physical goods instead of games he won't play.

Probably sick of Jackson messaging him every day asking for that new Spoony Experiment review with the theme song to save his life from the noose he's about to stick his head through..

FTFY

[pibbs]

That's because he'll get BTFO by real gamers.

[Tony Schiavone]

I'm starting to enjoy looking up Spoony's remaining fans more and more. This thread needs more Carls.
For example, this guy:

Let's do a quick runthrough of the checklist for Darryl, shall we?

• Does his Twitter bio make him sound like both a CEO and superwriter? => Check! [Bonus points for the "opinions are my own" line. Yes, because we shouldn't let those big sales of your self-published RPGs suffer due to your personal opinions.]

• Are most of his Twit page just retweets of other low-tier nobodies and the rest just shouting into the ether? => You bet!

• Does have have a very fancy Patreon page that looks extremely professional and updated, and also contains a laughable zero patrons? => Absolutely.

• Is his 'business' website full of broken links and infrequent updates? => Oh my, yes.
  His front page has mostly podcasts, only three of which were done in 2017 (following the Spoony update plan). None of his gaming articles were written after 2016, and half of them are food recipes.
  He of course has a 'store' that is just an Error page, and anything you try to read About Gamer's Tavern gives you an 'Oops, page not found.'

But the most pathetic thing has to be found under his Appearance Schedule page. No, not the fact that he has one, that he tries to go to cons to desperately be recognized, or that it probably hasn't been updated in forever.

It's this:

Both Ross and Darryl attend many conventions throughout the year. Ross in particular gets invited to a lot of them.

Dude cucks himself on his own brand website.

[Guest]

Okay, this Darryl guy actually seems more interesting than Spoony right now. Has he made ANY money off all his gaming kahntent ever? He's making so much stuff with his self published games plus his website and that $0 on patreon...

You'd think a guy who's putting in this much work with absolutely nothing to show for it would resent Spoony for being a lazy shit who makes $500+ a month for breathing, and $65 an hour for low effort streaming videos. But no, he doesn't even have enough self respect for that. Clearly the boss is worth it.

And who's "Ross"? Some Chad with actual friends who helps Darryl out with his kahntent ala Miles to Spoony, clearly.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Counter Monkey just gave him sooo much inspiration. He can never pay it all back.

For a self-published writer dude, his "professional" site sure makes it impossible to see what he actually wrote.

[casual pleb]

You got to admire all-or-nothing attitude of the guy, creating 150 $ donation awards, when no one even wants to donate a single buck to you and making regular podcasts with your nobody buddies, when no one watches/comments on any of them, also release patron exclusive content on more than one occasion, when you don't have a single patron. This guy had a dream, unfortunately for him, most of the dreams in this world come crashing down and others get a good laugh at your expense.

[Vaporwear]

I'm starting to enjoy looking up Spoony's remaining fans more and more. This thread needs more Carls.
For example, this guy:

Let's do a quick runthrough of the checklist for Darryl, shall we?

• Does his Twitter bio make him sound like both a CEO and superwriter? => Check! [Bonus points for the "opinions are my own" line. Yes, because we shouldn't let those big sales of your self-published RPGs suffer due to your personal opinions.]

• Are most of his Twit page just retweets of other low-tier nobodies and the rest just shouting into the ether? => You bet!

• Does have have a very fancy Patreon page that looks extremely professional and updated, and also contains a laughable zero patrons? => Absolutely.

• Is his 'business' website full of broken links and infrequent updates? => Oh my, yes.
  His front page has mostly podcasts, only three of which were done in 2017 (following the Spoony update plan). None of his gaming articles were written after 2016, and half of them are food recipes.
  He of course has a 'store' that is just an Error page, and anything you try to read About Gamer's Tavern gives you an 'Oops, page not found.'

But the most pathetic thing has to be found under his Appearance Schedule page. No, not the fact that he has one, that he tries to go to cons to desperately be recognized, or that it probably hasn't been updated in forever.

It's this:

Both Ross and Darryl attend many conventions throughout the year. Ross in particular gets invited to a lot of them.

Dude cucks himself on his own brand website.

I wouldn't surprised if this guy was also retarded, a tranny, or a retarded tranny, in addition to being a delusional failure. Spoony's freakshow of a fanbase is more entertaining then Spoony himself, that's how low Spoony's gone.

[Guest]

Eh, at least he has a 9-5 and if nothing else contributes to society by paying taxes on his income. For that he's at least a couple points above spoony on utility to mankind.