Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

[Guest]

I really don't know why any of these internet nobodies just can't admit this movie blew chunks.

[Seele]

If they did, how else would they get those checks from Disney or receive exclusive premiere invites ever again?

[Rushy]

I really don't know why any of these internet nobodies just can't admit this movie blew chunks.

They seem to like it.

[Guest]

If they did, how else would they get those checks from Disney or receive exclusive premiere invites ever again?

I thought they had to be well known to get invites to these things. Does the House of Mouse really have that much of a gun to their heads.

[Charlar]

Wouldn't a properly trained in it's force user able to use okay?

What?!

Fuck, i said a force user trained in it's use and who is good in using the force can use it without dying, that's why it's rare.

[Charlar]

Just invent a lightsaber with friendly fire turned on.

Or how about a multi-bladed hula hoop saber? You'd be unstoppable.

Closest thing is the one used in Rebels like a helicopter, it sucks right?

[Guest]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Disney the reason Blip was shut down? Why be loyal to the guys who took away your gravy train?

Or how about a multi-bladed hula hoop saber? You'd be unstoppable.

A fan of Soul Calibur III?

[Osterzone]

Correct me if I'm wrong but wasn't Disney the reason Blip was shut down? Why be loyal to the guys who took away your gravy train?

Blip got bought by Maker Studios and they were planning to revamp blip.tv into maker.tv, and then Disney bought Maker to get the rights to the biggest youtube channels like Pewdiepie and Epic Rap Battles. Disney was never interested in competing with youtube.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They are too afraid of Disney to resist.

Fuck, i said a force user trained in it's use and who is good in using the force can use it without dying, that's why it's rare.

Whatever Force skill makes you better at double-bladed stuff probably makes you even better at the single-bladed stuff.

Besides, wasn't the original trilogy about how your Force power level is more important than your fancy weapon?

Closest thing is the one used in Rebels like a helicopter, it sucks right?

Because those are flimsy pieces of crap with a silly spinning mechanic. Now a simple, but solid rhythmic gymnastics hoop would be far better. You could even reinforce the edges and shit. Your entire body could become a weapon.

A fan of Soul Calibur III?

It's the only SC I ever played. It's a shame I will always carry with me unless they finally release SCII on Steam.

[Charlar]

They are too afraid of Disney to resist.

Fuck, i said a force user trained in it's use and who is good in using the force can use it without dying, that's why it's rare.

Whatever Force skill makes you better at double-bladed stuff probably makes you even better at the single-bladed stuff.

Besides, wasn't the original trilogy about how your Force power level is more important than your fancy weapon?

Closest thing is the one used in Rebels like a helicopter, it sucks right?

Because those are flimsy pieces of crap with a silly spinning mechanic. Now a simple, but solid rhythmic gymnastics hoop would be far better. You could even reinforce the edges and shit. Your entire body could become a weapon.

A fan of Soul Calibur III?

It's the only SC I ever played. It's a shame I will always carry with me unless they finally release SCII on Steam.

The doubled lightsaber is made for force users that focuse on defensive fighting against multiple foes, it can be used to more easily block a hit from the side and in the hands of someone really well trained both in its use and the force you can use it to block hit on a 360 degree range of defenseand rapidly hit opponents at a distance from one another and if fast enough overwhelm an enemy defense even fater than one blade.
I'm really not trying to sperge (seriously) and a one blade lightsaber is better in almost every fight but the double bladed one isn't that bad if the user has the knowledge and skill to use it properly.

The absolute worst lightsaber is the implanted lightsaber, now that just retarded