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Re: Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

Post by BenComicGraphics » Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:18 pm

I still think the double lightsaber is the worst weapon in Star Wars.

I'll even explain it. One of the key things to keep into consideration when wielding a weapon is the weapon's effective range. Imagine a standard light-saber. You can extend one arm all the way and point the saber. The range is your whole arm + saber length. Now imagine all the area you can defend yourself, all the space around you that you can easily reach by pivoting just your wrist and your elbow. This is your defend-able area.

Keep this in mind. Now imagine you have a second blade coming out the back that will kill you if it touches you. All that area that was easily defendable now requires you to move your entire body to block, and your reach is now more than halved. The weapon is literally worse than a regular lightsaber.

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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 27, 2017 10:42 pm

But it looks sooo cool!

I think the only way to actually improve a lightsaber - aside from maybe adding a gun* - is to just make the blade longer. It doesn't have any weight, so balance is not an issue. Maybe add a power surge button to perform a long-range super move.

*) Sadly the blastersaber has been destroyed in the season 2 finale of Rebels. And that idiot Ezra made a normal lightsaber as a replacement.
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Re: Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

Post by Charlar » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:02 pm

BenComicGraphics wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 9:18 pm
I still think the double lightsaber is the worst weapon in Star Wars.

I'll even explain it. One of the key things to keep into consideration when wielding a weapon is the weapon's effective range. Imagine a standard light-saber. You can extend one arm all the way and point the saber. The range is your whole arm + saber length. Now imagine all the area you can defend yourself, all the space around you that you can easily reach by pivoting just your wrist and your elbow. This is your defend-able area.

Keep this in mind. Now imagine you have a second blade coming out the back that will kill you if it touches you. All that area that was easily defendable now requires you to move your entire body to block, and your reach is now more than halved. The weapon is literally worse than a regular lightsaber.
Wouldn't a properly trained in it's force user able to use okay?
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Re: Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

Post by pibbs » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:10 pm

Charlar wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:02 pm
Wouldn't a properly trained in it's force user able to use okay?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:11 pm

Just invent a lightsaber with friendly fire turned on.

Or how about a multi-bladed hula hoop saber? You'd be unstoppable.
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Re: Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

Post by Guest #2 » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:41 pm


Its here

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Re: Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

Post by Seele » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:42 pm

Not gonna watch it, but lemme guess...
They gushed about it, right?
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Re: Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

Post by Guest #2 » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:45 pm

Seele wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:42 pm
Not gonna watch it, but lemme guess...
They gushed about it, right?
It just came out and it has Chris Stuckman , so its gonna suck, no matter what

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Re: Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

Post by Guest #2 » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:49 pm

Guest #2 wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:45 pm
Seele wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:42 pm
Not gonna watch it, but lemme guess...
They gushed about it, right?
It just came out and it has Chris Stuckman , so its gonna suck, no matter what
so I FF thru the end, yep Seele, you are right they excuse everything, these guys are fuckheads, amazing, ain't it

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Re: Doge Walker and Channel Awesome

Post by Seele » Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:55 pm

Guest #2 wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:49 pm
Guest #2 wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:45 pm
Seele wrote:
Wed Dec 27, 2017 11:42 pm
Not gonna watch it, but lemme guess...
They gushed about it, right?
It just came out and it has Chris Stuckman , so its gonna suck, no matter what
so I FF thru the end, yep Seele, you are right they excuse everything, these guys are fuckheads, amazing, ain't it
Ah, the joy of Disney cucks acting as yes men shills.
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