Star Whores: Diverse Agenda

[rabidtictac]

[Liar Revealed]

That female Resistance member with the mini-buns they kept focusing on for some reason kept reminding me of Marzgurl.

Carrie Fisher's daughter. I noticed at the beginning she actually sounds a lot like vintage Princess Leia. They should have gotten her to dub all of Carrie Fisher's lines for these new movies so we didn't have to hear the Jewish granny voice.

[Guest]

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/12/27 ... y-to-bomb/

This seems primed for DHI.

This is a rumor, but if "Solo" somehow manages to top "Rogue One", which was a tedious and pointless fucking movie, that would truly be impressive.

[Charlar]

That black panther movie looks fucking amazing. It's going to be meme kangz central when it drops.

I saw the Infinity war Trailer, is that what you're talking about? Because i can't see BP being really useful against Thanos

[Charlar]

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/12/27 ... y-to-bomb/

This seems primed for DHI.

This is a rumor, but if "Solo" somehow manages to top "Rogue One", which was a tedious and pointless fucking movie, that would truly be impressive.

It's directed by the Lego Movie directors and the producer of Cowboys and Aliens, well they did other stuff too

[AngrySpoonySnob]

Episode 9 will have Luke training with King Kai

[CuckTurdginson]

https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/12/27 ... y-to-bomb/

This seems primed for DHI.

This is a rumor, but if "Solo" somehow manages to top "Rogue One", which was a tedious and pointless fucking movie, that would truly be impressive.

It's directed by the Lego Movie directors and the producer of Cowboys and Aliens, well they did other stuff too

Lord and Miller got fired, fired and replaced with Ron Howard.

No delays to the movie or anything. I didn't even know it was coming out in May.

[Liar Revealed]

OK, so I watched the Chinese torrent. Nothing really to add to what everyone else has already said.

The Rey/Luke/Kylo/Snoke stuff was interesting and well acted. Pretty much everything else was garbage. Hamill is rightfully getting a lot of praise for this, but what little we got here of Snoke from Andy Serkis was also an amazing performance. What a waste of two good characters.

As for the feminazi stuff, Rey really isn't the problem here. Admiral Tumblr and Hanoi Rose were the extremely obnoxious ones.

I heard about broom boy, but nobody told me the little bastard had a Special Rebel Alliance® Decoder Ring™.
It wasn't very original despite what Rian Johnson says, yet this movie is not prequel-level bad like some people are saying. Almost, but not quite.

[Guest]

Asians and blacks getting along with each other is the real fantasy here.

[Guest]

Mark Hamill apologizes for being honest about how shitty Rian Johnson's script was:

Pussy.

Anyway, I hope this finally caps off Kennedy's career cuz she fucking sucks at making movies. She picks the shittiest ass directors and lets them write it and do whatever the hell they want and never bothers to check in on them until the movie's almost finished, at which point she fires them and makes JJ Abrams the new Lucas. Fuck that pantsuit.