Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by RedLine » Fri May 02, 2025 12:49 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Fri May 02, 2025 10:11 am
I think he added a trigger warning to the early parts, to warn his viewers of the evil people found within.
:lol: Really? You need to post that shit.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Fri May 02, 2025 7:58 pm

Finally found it in his review for the Batman Forever comic adaptation. Please don't ask me to find more instances.
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(The review itself is from April 2019, btw.)

I'm honestly amazed that these news segments were filmed in one(?) go. Must've been Tamara's idea.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by RedLine » Sat May 03, 2025 12:04 am

Great job, Voice. Take the rest of the night off.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 03, 2025 4:11 pm

We finally have pictures of the entire wave 1 of his amazing action figures!
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The paintjob continues to suck, and MechaKara's head didn't quite snap/print together.
90s Kid packing heatShow
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Why is the gun flesh-colored, and what the fuck is up with the right side of 90's Kid's face? Looks like Hannibal Lecter has paid him a visit.
I think he's aware of how shit his face looks, since none of the store pics give you a good view of his front or right side.
EDIT: Spoilered to protect the innocent.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by wulfenlord » Sat May 03, 2025 4:27 pm

For the love of fuck, spoiler that shit! April's creepy Annabelle dolls are less disturbing.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 03, 2025 4:33 pm

Your wish is my command :3

EDIT: Finally found some not-tweet by someone else where we actually get a better view of 90s Kid:
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WTF is that? An extreme version of a Dreamworks smirk? Bell's palsy?
And who tried to scalp you, MechaKara?

(Also I hate seeing Ultraman figures in this mess.)
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Osterzone » Sat May 03, 2025 6:44 pm

They all need to be fatter.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sat May 03, 2025 6:46 pm

Just 3D-print a different torso.
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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Musical Space Cowboy » Sat May 03, 2025 7:08 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sat May 03, 2025 4:33 pm
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WTF is that? An extreme version of a Dreamworks smirk? Bell's palsy?
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It's most definitely an X-treme case of Bell's Palsy. The terrible paint job makes it look like 90s Kid is drooling on his chin.

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Re: Nasty Cockslut aka Uncle Linky

Post by Old Black Man » Sat May 03, 2025 8:54 pm

I know just the figure to pair them with…
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wulfenlord wrote:
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The A in DHI stands for autism.

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