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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sat Dec 16, 2023 2:33 am

Performance wise - I think Majors is keeping his end of the bargain. There have been three different personalities between Ant Man and Loki and they feel distinct from one another.

The problem is the character - a man who’s conquered dimensions and has thousands of different iterations all with different personalities. He has a laser that can erase people from existence and can see centuries into the future. The odds of Nigger Captain America with no super serum beating this guy in a believable way seems unlikely.

So they’ve written themselves into a corner.
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Post by Dehbashi » Sat Dec 16, 2023 5:09 am

That's what it is. They made him such a bitch in the MCU. Getting his ass kicked by D listers before his main movie will make the audience have trouble believing he is a threat. The complete opposite of Thanos.

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Post by McGinnis » Sat Dec 16, 2023 7:06 am

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It was the funniest thing, that Disney would cast the most gorilla-looking nigger in their payroll to play a character called "Kang".
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That's what it is. They made him such a bitch in the MCU. Getting his ass kicked by D listers before his main movie will make the audience have trouble believing he is a threat. The complete opposite of Thanos.
No better way to deflate your villains momentum by having him get carried off by ants.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:39 am

Doublepost - but I learned that apparently they’re not letting critic reviews for Aquaman come out until the movies opening day. They’re preparing for a stinkbomb.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:44 am

Ah, review embargos. Always a sign of confidence in your product.
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Post by rabidtictac » Sun Dec 17, 2023 1:56 am

Every commercial I've seen for AquaSoy has done an amazing job anti-selling the film to me.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun Dec 17, 2023 2:13 am

I liked Malignant a lot bc it was kind of a cinematic shitpost - but I’d bet you money Aquaman winds up being boring, derivative and irrelevant.
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Post by Gendo's Ocular Dickhole » Sun Dec 17, 2023 2:42 am

As long as it contributes to accelerating the capeshit decline, it's all good.
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Post by CuckTurdginson » Sun Dec 17, 2023 4:11 am

Curious to see if it underperforms Flash.
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