Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

The mRNA booster is never going to kill Spoony because he'd never actually take the thing

Correct. He wanted to get it but couldn't figure out how.

[wulfenlord]

After all our attention, not even a simple shoutout? Well, fuck you too, then! Good day! Blocked&reported.rm

[Dehbashi]

Lol. Even Reddit has been making fun of her? That should make you realize how shitty of a person you are if you had any awareness.

[Guest]

https://www.goodreads.com/review/show/4504920595

Books like that don't paint a good picture.

[Guest]

> has food
> #hungry

Fuck you you fat bitch. Cry more about your painful kankles while piling up the fat on those badboys.

[Rapeculture]

I wanna see this dumb bitch on My 600-lb Life one day. Her tweets are funny, but I want to see Dr. Now give her a dose of reality and watch the bitch cry.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

>I'm oddly not upset

Greek yogurt is probably the healthiest you've eaten your entire life, and pasta can still taste decent if you can't bury it under a mountain of cheese (assuming you've actually run out of cheese).

But let's look at the entire sentence:

>While I'm oddly not upset about it, I'm not going to allow myself to [not be oddly upset about it?]

Don't you mean "I'm oddly not upset about it, and I'm not going to allow myself to"? Or just drop that second half and its odd attempt to channel your brave warrior spirit. Your grammar looks sus af.

>a friend of mine

Who? Your alcoholic former room mate? Can't be @DepressionMuse since you can't resist tagging people, and it's not like she would ever give you more than empty platitudes.

>e-begging with your PayPal account

Jeebus, just use IndieGoGo, like all the other losers in a perpetual state of financial emergencies.
And you're really showing it to us haters by not attempting to get free money. I'm fuming with rage, I tell ya.

>@TheSpoonyOne haters

You just can't resist tagging him in tweets that have nothing to do with him, can you?

>I'll figure it out. Always have.

Has worked wonders in the last decade or so, hasn't it?

>#hungry

You can't make this shit up.

[Guest]

Yogurt and pasta for a week... Of course it's bullshit. If that would be the case, she would lose easly 15kg.
And yet she looks like spergling and booger lovechild.

She probably won't make it into 600lbs life, because she's cucknadian. Yes, there are other versions of the show, but docks in those are complete cucks and not chads like Now.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Cucknadians don't need to hit 600lbs to be massive.

[BenComicGraphics]

Cucknadians don't need to hit 600lbs to be massive.

That's one chunky monkey.