Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Are you saying he wouldnt do it? Or that he would fall back into his alcoholism and depression right after?

"Falling back" would imply that a (hypothetical) rehab could ever be a success.

Not that Spoony is going to get to work anytime soon but I wouldn't doubt that he's going to just drop the depressed persona all together in a few months time of living with Miles and go to making more boring wrestling and comic commentary on twitter along with Thac0 twittering.

I've known dudes like him where they get heartbroken (Scarlett) get pity from people, all that pity affection inflates their ego and gives them the warm validation, eventually they get laid (VonLongDong) and so they keep doubling down to get the sympathy and sympathy fucks. People get tired of always being around a mopey bitch (VonlongGone) so now they have to deal with the heartbreak and sudden lack of affection again, back to step one, but when all the juice is run out and they're back in their old surroundings they just snap back into things like NOTHING happened at all, proving they were full of shit all along with the tortured sad guy routine.

[RedLine]

If Miles forces him to go

0% chance of that happening. They are both fine with the situation. Spoony gets to do nothing and Miles gets to be a bitch without the risk of anyone touching his penis.

[Guest]

If Miles forces him to go

0% chance of that happening. They are both fine with the situation. Spoony gets to do nothing and Miles gets to be a bitch without the risk of anyone touching his penis.

but does he even have the income to support both? He already drained his pension right?

[Guest]

If Miles forces him to go

0% chance of that happening. They are both fine with the situation. Spoony gets to do nothing and Miles gets to be a bitch without the risk of anyone touching his penis.

but does he even have the income to support both? He already drained his pension right?

Doubt that, cop retirement plans are pretty good looks like he took out 58k but he's been employed with them for 15-16 years so I'd imagine he's got quite a bit more than that squirreled away.

[Guest]

Miles has a salary designed for a man with a family. He can easily afford to float Spoony's NEEThood from now until the mRNA boosters kill them both.

[Guest]

Miles has a salary designed for a man with a family. He can easily afford to float Spoony's NEEThood from now until the mRNA boosters kill them both.

The mRNA booster is never going to kill Spoony because he'd never actually take the thing

[CuckTurdginson]

>Spoony dying

You’re new, aren’t you?

[casual pleb]

but does he even have the income to support both? He already drained his pension right?

Well Spoony is pretty much used to living on almost no income - without mortgage to pay he can just coast on his Patreon money - instant noodles are not expensive. Dog food is not expensive either and Spoony doesn't really need much of anything else.

[Guest]

>Spoony dying

You’re new, aren’t you?

Fuckers like him and Boogie live for god damn ever. Sedentary obesity is a slow as killer that takes decades to do its work. They don't drop dead like opioid or steroid addicts.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Boogie won't bite the dust until he has lost both legs, completing his transformation into Yabba.