Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

This shit again

What a tough dude, a real psycho. I know I wouldn't want to mess with him. I bet he carries a blade, too and it's only two inches long because that's all he needs, man.

>ow, the edge.

[Complicity]

lol how fucked up do you have to be to be able to make quality comparisons between all of the suicide hotlines you've called over the years... and you're still fucking alive

Live feed of the suicide hotline in her hometown:

There's a very effective therapy for pathological attention whores.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"Trigger me one more time, and I shall show you the color of pain."

Careful, everyone. We've got a badass over here.

[Guest]

"I punched a christmas tree in blind rage" appears to be his take on Al Bundy's "I scored four touchdowns in one game".
The stark difference between those two phrases should tell you how much we have fallen as a species.

Don't compare Spoony to my main man Al, how dare you.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Note the second sentence, guest.

[Rapeculture]

I'm going to start calling him Spoony, the Boring One. At this point we're just watching him die a slow death.

[Guest]

At this point we're just watching him die a slow death.

Miles needs to step up and put an end to this!

[RedLine]

Is this the "Christmas tree" he beat up? Some novelty toy?

[RedLine]

"Trigger me one more time, and I shall show you the color of pain."

Careful, everyone. We've got a badass over here.

[Guest]

Tempted to make a twitter account just so I can send him that chipmunk video.

Eh, why bother tho.