Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Warthog can be unintentionally funny.
HANG in there. Get it? Because other hoe is suicidal!
About doctor thing, I don't know, I guess it never hurts to have second opinion, even though even we know she has almighty beetus.

[Kugelfisch]

I'm willing to bet she got dozens of "second" opinions on her clear as day beetus diagnosis, which she still doesn't accept.

[Guest]

It never hurts to have a second opinion but I don't know what the second doctor is going to tell her that the first didn't. The diagnosis is patently obvious, if you have a fat stomach you have a fatty liver. Plus she's an alcoholic

[RedLine]

I guess at least her many diseases are real while Spoony's only true ailment is erectile disfunction. But he's nearly 41 so the real health trouble will be starting any day now.

[mad bum]

Would that be based if a shitposter worked in a suicide hotline?

[Guest]

I guess at least her many diseases are real while Spoony's only true ailment is erectile disfunction. But he's nearly 41 so the real health trouble will be starting any day now.

Oh I know he's just a fat out of shape slob and drunk, but he could bounce back if he had any ounce of self-control and respect. But if you don't shape up in your 40's the rest of your life is not gonna be pretty.

[Guest]

lol how fucked up do you have to be to be able to make quality comparisons between all of the suicide hotlines you've called over the years... and you're still fucking alive

Live feed of the suicide hotline in her hometown:

[pibbs]

This shit again

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

"I punched a christmas tree in blind rage" appears to be his take on Al Bundy's "I scored four touchdowns in one game".
The stark difference between those two phrases should tell you how much we have fallen as a species.

[wulfenlord]

>The most high-school drama-queen description of a minor malady

"I don't know why people call me a liar!"