Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[drisko]

This might be the last spoony tweet ever. Though I like to think he's in rehab and will be out in a few weeks.

Rehab would require him to admit there's something wrong with him that he has the power to change with work and patience. If he's locked up somewhere, he's staying there until they get sick of his shit and throw him out.

[Tig Ol Bitties]

Spoony will be back on twitter by September. I can feel it.

[Complicity]

Cuz he's lonely, he's even reading books about being lonely. Miles will go out and work shooting Mexicans as the breadwinner, Noah will be a stay-at-home, uh... whatever. All of the neighbors will refer to them as that "cute gay couple" and talk about how "they fight just like a husband and wife."

Parasite. The word you are looking for is "parasite".
This scenario could have been easily avoided if Blueberryragaslut was even remotely useful, married Miles the Ace (who would then become Miles the Cuck), turned him into her obedient puppet, and now the Spoony bum meme would be real.
But we can't have nice things now, can't we?

Spoony will be back on twitter by September. I can feel it.

I wonder if the dog is even still alive.

[Guest]

This scenario could have been easily avoided if Blueberryragaslut was even remotely useful

Well there's your problem. Assuming a delusional whore with severe GOTIS ever could've been useful

[Kugelfisch]

And even though Tony might never grace us with a panhandling roundup of this last season, Imma provide at least a tally of his begged value and some cliffnotes.

I made this post an honorary entry in the archive, Wolfi.

[Le Redditeur]

His family doesn't care. The only family member that could give a rat's ass about him is Miles and why the fuck would even he bunk this worthless fag? If I had such a loser brother, I really wouldn’t accommodate him in my home, not even if I lived alone. I would tell him that you're an adult man, get yourself an apartment. Maybe I could help with the apartment acquisition process, but no fucking way I would to take him to live with me.

His parents did send him a care package, though. Maybe they helped him to get out of the Grease Mansion as long as he got rid of all his childish plastic junk and went back to Miles and kept out of the internet.

[Kugelfisch]

You don't just abandon a child. Well, white conservatives don't.
They surely were sick of his shit but I can imagine them treating him like that one methhead son that sucked cock for meth for a while and finally gets clean.

[Guest]

P1: if his family picked him up he would still have his PC and be able to tweet.
P2: if he's living under a bridge in Aurora he has nowhere to plug in and thus cannot tweet.
P3: spoony has not tweeted.

Conclusion: Spoony is living rough in Aurora.

[Kugelfisch]

Why would his family let him keep on shitposting? That's like saying the family taking up their boozehound relative would supply him with bottled of vodka.

[Guest]

That's like saying the family taking up their boozehound relative

He is their boozehound relative