Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[wulfenlord]

News from the Spoony Corpse: Noah "Expert on Anything (TM)" Antwiler has no idea how to operate a phone.

[Guestfag]

Maybe Rachel is somehow part of the Baker family in Resident Evul Biohasart 7

I guess that would be table, but even for that she's too fucking incompetent.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Cue his local hospital and/or some state health thingie replying to him to offer their full support.
Cue Spoony brushing off their help.

[Guest]

News from the Spoony Corpse: Noah "Expert on Anything (TM)" Antwiler has no idea how to operate a phone.

Why would a terrified try hard faggot who never leaves his stolen house need a vaccine?

I hope he gets it and follows that nurse into hell. Fuck you, Noah.

[CuckTurdginson]

It’s not that fucking hard, Noah

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

If only there was some kind of "search engine" you could use on the "world wide web" to acquire all sorts of publicly available information.

[Guest]

He isn't capable of keeping two appointments ten days apart. That's way, way beyond Noah's abilities.

Lucky for him the vaccines don't work and aren't necessary.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Though getting the vaccine would be a perfect excuse for him to whine about how shitty he feels.

[CuckTurdginson]

They have the vaccine at community colleges, there are multiple pharmacies giving them out - the waiting list is long, yes - so some pharmacies might require a drive - and we know that’ll be too hard for Spoons.

[Guest]

They have the vaccine at community colleges, there are multiple pharmacies giving them out - the waiting list is long, yes - so some pharmacies might require a drive - and we know that’ll be too hard for Spoons.

Walgreens pharmacies are doing vaccinations in Illinois. There 20 within 10 miles of his house.



The closest is 2.3 miles (6 minute drive) from his front door.