Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Complicity]

Booze ran out.

I have a strong feeling of deja vu.
Like this is the 100th time he copypasted that very same tweet.

I wonder if he legitimately forgets of having written the same shit for years because of the vodka, or if he is trolling the freaks at this point.
Jokes on him, their memory span is shorter than a goldfish's.

And some of the replies are from idiots who mistook you for Solid.
They are hopeless.

[oldbones]

Booze ran out.

The worst part of this is that he thinks before he turned into gollum he was some kind of amazing content producer. He made obvious jokes, surface level observations with slathered on snarkiness, yelled his own stupid catch phrases, and made abysmally shitty skits. That was the extent of his ideas. If he actually had as many and as great ideas as he thought he had back then then why could he not even begin to write a script for his terrible movie?

[Guest]

I'll bet he had some kind of family engagement or something and they lock him out of their internet so he doesn't spend a whole week just tweeting like MovieBob when he's supposed to be celebrating his aunt or something.

[Kugelfisch]

He's not invited to family gatherings and wouldn't have a way to get to one anyway.
Again, beginning of the month. He was piss drunk for a couple of days, maybe got another batch of crazy pills on top.

[Guest]

You guys make him sound too cool. He's not an adult, and I guarantee you he's nowhere near as insufferable in person as he is on twitter, if only to keep real men from slapping him around. The whole "I'm an edgy boozy tough guy" thing is literally the only thing all these weirdos have in common. Warthog doesn't drink anything but soda.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

What would he even do at a family gathering? You'd probably have to be a convicted pedophile to be a bigger buzzkill.

Only a matter of time before Rachel stops being based and unleashes her most favorite reported.gif again.
RIP, Based Rachel. We hardly knew ye

And some of the replies are from idiots who mistook you for Solid.
They are hopeless.

And this will never not be funny for me.

It's kinda like the Der Hauptmann von Köpenick, aka Friedrich Wilhelm Voigt, a Prussian Chad who trolled people by cosplaying as a military officer, showcasing how blind reverence trumps logic.
These people see "Spoony", "Noah Antwiler", is avatar, and inane ramblings that are close enough to the original, and automatically assume that it is the original.

[Newhalf]

Nice one Liquid. The real Spoony would never put so much effort into anything.

And yes, Spoony's "humor" is highly, if not almost exclusively referential.
When at one time I made an Army of Darkness reference somewhere and idiots thought it was a Spoony reference because he's also used it sometimes, I suddenly understood why people ever thought he was in any way original.

[wulfenlord]

The Daily Hog with the latest events:

You stupid whore, there is nothing special or meaningful or prophetic about your associations, you watch Wrestle Wrestle when you take a shit and you have a Twitter alert active when you go shopping begging at the food bank. It's like saying
Oh, I was listening to the weather forecast when I read your tweet about [Drumpf/Wrasslin'/Depression/Capeshit]. Now all I can think about is you whenever I look outside :3

Comedy of errors, indeed. First, fatsos knees buckle under her while in the shower (what is she, 85?), then after staying the day in her piss-soaked sheets, she thinks of going to sleep early because she is tired? What?

[Guest]

Now that's an elite-level athlete!

[Guest]

Spoony topic wheel, Spoony tweet generator. Now all we need it sycophant tweet generator, and Solid Spoony is pretty much obsolete.