Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

Maybe, his house is possessed by evil spirits? Ghosts, geists, demons, botchlings, gremlins. Pesky gremlins just love to break stuff.

[RedLine]

1) Put the smoking tv outside for the garbage men and pay an extra fee.
2) Drive the smoking tv to the dump and pay a fee to dump it.

You to pay a fee to throw your trash away or use the dump?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Maybe, his house is possessed by evil spirits? Ghosts, geists, demons, botchlings, gremlins. Pesky gremlins just love to break stuff.

I bet April cursed him.

[Guest]

Maybe, his house is possessed by evil spirits? Ghosts, geists, demons, botchlings, gremlins. Pesky gremlins just love to break stuff.

I bet April cursed him.

She left her cursed trinkets in Spoony`s house. Better call exorcist to purify them.

[wulfenlord]

Maybe, his house is possessed by evil spirits? Ghosts, geists, demons, botchlings, gremlins. Pesky gremlins just love to break stuff.

I bet April cursed him.

Auli, I tell you it's auli

Maximum Sadness Spoony Engage. Lashing out at Liquid and/or anyone roasting him in the comments. Utsukushii

[Guest]

Liquid drove Spoony to insanity and suicide. Damn you, impostor account.

[wulfenlord]

1 Like = 1 Prayer

[RedLine]

You are a bad person Spoony. A joyless, acerbic, entitled, manipulative, embezzling, husk of a middle age human being.

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The "throwing rocks at a dying man" line is especially rich coming from someone that built their entire following on being a major league jackass to everyone. I don't want Spoony to kill himself. I don't really know what I would want from him. It is just interesting to watch someone destroy their life for no reason.

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[Complicity]

I have a strong feeling of deja vu reading his "i won't kill myself because i'm scared and i won't do jack shit because i'm scared" and "don't hate me, i'm empty anyway".
Like this is the 100th time he copypasted that very same tweet.

[RedLine]

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I guess we are dropping the "April abused me!" story this week for the "April was my reason for living!" one.
Not to M'Lady too hard, but if April was so important to him then why was he always a gigantic asshole to her? I can think of about 20 cruel or neglectful things he did and 0 nice ones.
And why was he such a miserable cunt when they were dating? The breakup is just some convenient excuse for how much he has always sucked.