Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

She doesn't work and sits on her ass watching videos all day. Oh god, how exhausting! And the way she casually mentions missing appointments as she pleases, as if the people she interacts with are video game characters without lives and schedules of their own.

[rabidtictac]

She doesn't work and sits on her ass watching videos all day. Oh god, how exhausting! And the way she casually mentions missing appointments as she pleases, as if the people she interacts with are video game characters without lives and schedules of their own.

I know some offices will start charging you if you just cancel appointments whenever. Probably not for a lab draw, because it's not like they really give a fuck if you show up or not, but still.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Also, who the fuck are the "you"s she will keep posted? Is she trolling us? Or does she think people actually read her drivel for any other reason that to laugh at her?

I think that's where her shizophrenic nature comes int play. She keeps making these tweets that seem designed to attract asspats or - in case of her starvation sagas - e-bux - but nobody besides Spoony can interact with her.

[Guest]

I think the mystery is more why earning 5k for just about no work wasn't acceptable either.

I know that he panicked when he had to make the movie but he could've just called Brad and threw some garbage together.

Yup.

How to Spoony movie:
Hire out some gaming store for the weekend, shoot a one-setpiece movie alá Clerks in it (you don't even need to do any set dressing for your own and have to get minimal art assets). Just hit the lights, roll the camera and be the counter monkey he wanted everyone to believe he was.

But he couldn't. Because... i have no freaking idea why not. 5 grand a month, man. I'd have the Spoony movie wrapped in a week, then dripfeed some screenshots for nerds to be excited about and then keep on raking in for a couple of more months to build hype before releasing a zero budget retarted 90 min piece of shit for people to lose their shit over.

Spoony was like: I have no idea where to begin. Nigger, write a script and then ask brad or Doge for a producer hook up. Blam, you're done.

[Guest]

The Spoopy movie broke him. That was the point where he realized he was never going to be a big swinging Chinawood player and would forever be a manbaby doing internet comedy videos for a living. His dreams are dead and he despises the little weak faggot he really is. That's why he's so hateful and petty to everyone, because he can't really punish himself.

[wulfenlord]

My guess is the Hog doesn't have normal doctor appointments but just goes whenever, like "You know, I could get some groceries", she waddles to the lab, tells a sob-story about her knees allegedly buckling, and getting some pain-meds just to shoo her off.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

She comes up with excuses to delay the inevitable beetus diagnosis.

The Spoopy movie broke him. That was the point where he realized he was never going to be a big swinging Chinawood player and would forever be a manbaby doing internet comedy videos for a living.

The movie would've been the most Herculean task of his entire life. Only when he had to make it did he realize what a lazy fuck he truly is.

I also assume that it pains him to no end that Lewis managed to make his movie.

[Old Black Man]

The Leaf Brad clone? He’s just a snarky faggot who is trying to be the new Based Brad and fully rip off his template. They’re all fucked in the head to the fullest extent, I don’t know why most of CA seems to be composed of genuine narcs.

He gets a bit of respect for noping out of Linkara's audio drama.
Didn't stop Linkara from mentioning him, along with the other CA cronies who didn't join this vanity project. I think that's Lewis' way of punishing them.

Would you lose that respect if I told you the site he works on now was the one that LitNig X is on and formerly Faggot Josh/Bitch Nigga Brad used to be part of? I discovered the guy way after CA, and while I liked the content he covered I found his humor repetitive, a lot of “insert username, what are you doing here?!” during a cameo (no CA people, just some gojirafag) and overuse of the same audio clips, not to mention the whiny Leaf voice. At least Brad’s bitch ass has a passable voice to go with his snarky bullshit. Not to mention shilling an uber gay Rush cover band.

I didn’t know Linky name dropped them. It reminds me of those teachers I’ve heard about who make remarks about students who are absent during roll call. “Brad Jones? Brad Jones? I guess you were too busy committing betrayal hmmmmmmm?”

[rabidtictac]

My guess is the Hog doesn't have normal doctor appointments but just goes whenever, like "You know, I could get some groceries", she waddles to the lab, tells a sob-story about her knees allegedly buckling, and getting some pain-meds just to shoo her off.

It's plausible. Addicts to one drug tend to be addiction-prone.

[Kugelfisch]

She'd actually drag her ass to the doc then. I don't think leafland is as liberal with meds as burgerland is.