Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I imagine RiffTrax is solely for people who fondly remember MST3K and haven't mature mentally one year since the show was on air.

[Guest]

Is Spoony insane? He has had so many chances to right himself but he refuses them. He only values getting attention not living a good life. he's perfectly find with his world falling apart as long as he gets that sweet sympathy on twitter he craves.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's a narcissist who evolved into a soziopath because his laziness and assholish tendencies preclude him from having an actual social life - besides some morons on twitter who I wouldn't leave with scissors unsupervised.

He dreamed of becoming a Hollywood star or something, but since he couldn't have that he instead decided to go "Fuck you, life!"

[Kugelfisch]

I don't think anyone would argue that there's nothing wrong with him at all.

[Newhalf]

Well I still find it kinda interesting to watch and see where he's going with this.
And I don't mean "what is his plan or endgame?" because he doesn't have either. What I mean is quite literally how will it end and how soon if he simply proceeds to do nothing. He may never deliver on anything, but you can always depend on him to DO NOTHING.
So I can only assume how long he will live is mostly going to depend on how far the system can carry him.

[Guest]

He dreamed of becoming a Hollywood star or something, but since he couldn't have that he instead decided to go "Fuck you, life!"

He wanted to be rich and famous without working for it. There's no mystery to Spoony.

[Kugelfisch]

I think the mystery is more why earning 5k for just about no work wasn't acceptable either.

I know that he panicked when he had to make the movie but he could've just called Brad and threw some garbage together.

[Guest]

That would be a lot of work. Like a whole afternoon's work. You can't expect that from him.

[Guest]

Bitch, all you do is sit on your ass all day andyou talk about getting a nap as if you worked all day.

Also, who the fuck are the "you"s she will keep posted? Is she trolling us? Or does she think people actually read her drivel for any other reason that to laugh at her?

[rabidtictac]

Can't even go to the lab. Bitch, move in with your mother already. It takes like 5 minutes for a blood draw.