Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

throwing rocks at a dying man

[Guest]

Maybe, his house is possessed by evil spirits? Ghosts, geists, demons, botchlings, gremlins. Pesky gremlins just love to break stuff.

Even the ghosts would have called him a fag and told him to neck himself three or four years ago.

SHOULDA WALKED AWAY, SHOULDA WALKED AWAYYYYYYShow

[Guestfag]

It's clear he is piss ass drunk as all fuck, this rambling makes too much sense and is too selfaware to be written sober.

[wulfenlord]

Good thinking, comparing yourself with an asexual sociopath. Suits you way better than calling yourself Avatar

What's next, after you blocked enough "haters" and "trolls"? Pretend-Tweets where the cast of Lord of the Rings gets to decide the fate of Middle-Earth via Wrestlemania? That would be. So. Hilarious.

[Old Black Man]

“I’ll take a bottle of a schnapps...and drink it!”

This barrage of madness is flat out pathetic even for him, if he’s afraid of failure then he just be terrified every single day of his life. Auli if you can hear me please push a bookcase on him or make one of those deadly icicles fall...but let the dog out first, she deserves better.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

I guess we are dropping the "April abused me!" story this week for the "April was my reason for living!" one.

April leaving him is but a mere source of pitty for him (so he can promptly make fun of you for feeling pitty towards him). Why exactly you should feel pitty for him is entirely left to his currently whims, and by no means intended to be consistent.
Not that his remaining fans will care. They will just look past any continuity errors.
Plus they will forgive him anything. You could show Rachel a clip of him kicking a half-dead Oreo, and she would just brush it off as "mental health issues".

Not to M'Lady too hard, but if April was so important to him then why was he always a gigantic asshole to her?

Because he is a gigantic asshole.

I have a strong feeling of deja vu reading his "i won't kill myself because i'm scared and i won't do jack shit because i'm scared" and "don't hate me, i'm empty anyway".
Like this is the 100th time he copypasted that very same tweet.

This is cyclic attention whoring, brought on by being a narcissist without any drive or desires.
He's just sitting there in his basement for years. Always repeating the same drama, always talking about the same old hobbies because he has neither a future nor a present.

[Newhalf]

So what he's saying is that nothing changed?

[Guest]

[Guest]

The way he's been lashing out, I'm now really sad that guy isn't driving to his house.

[rabidtictac]

It's clear he is piss ass drunk as all fuck, this rambling makes too much sense and is too selfaware to be written sober.

Exactly. It's not worth it to give a personalized response for each of his bullshit claims when all he's doing is throwing bait at the wall to see what sticks. He's drunk as fuck and he's doing what he does best: pitying himself. He is a terrible person, but not for the reasons he implies in his baitposts.