Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

Are you worried that this lady will murder Spoony or something? We all know that is Rachel's fate.

There's like 10 different distros, and my personal observation is that every single one if full of fucking assholes that just want to flail their Linux-peen around and not actually help or educate people so their community can grow. What good is a free OS if it's unusable by most end users (myself included)?

I think it also doesn't help that the "industry standards" for Linux can be pure dogshit, but you still have to learn them since they're the only ones guaranteed to be on every Linux distribution (because fuck you, end user).
I mean, I swear Vim's keybindings and overall controls have been designed to make you look like a complete moron during IT class.

"Err... how do I quit this without saving?"
"Oh, just press Esc, type ":q!" and hit Enter!"
"O-okay...?"

Shit like that is what I'm talking about. There are ways to have a more Win/Mac like interface, and I basically recreated Win7 for free when I used MINT. Admittedly, guest is correct, Linux anything is Niggerproof, and that's a good thing!

[Guest]

Spoony can't fucking do anything. I highly doubt he would show up on time or be useful in any capacity.

A government job wouldn't care how useless he is. But they'd still expect him to turn up at the office and obviously he can't accomplish that.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

How about using him as a canary replacement for mining operations? He does like basements, after all.

[Guest]

Spoony can't fucking do anything. I highly doubt he would show up on time or be useful in any capacity.

A government job wouldn't care how useless he is. But they'd still expect him to turn up at the office and obviously he can't accomplish that.

The position that chick offered to Noah is a government position. I think the implication was clear

[Guest]

That's girl with the offer is such obvious fake shit that I already forgot it.

[Guest]

That's girl with the offer is such obvious fake shit that I already forgot it.

nah, I think she is legit a sec engineer, she's been following and replying to relevant twitter accounts since she created her own. Now, does she work for the gov? dunno, but why not.

[TheBilthCollector]

And even if it was, the army will happily take you in regardless of competence.

Spoony joins the army. Now there is the spoony movie I want to see.

"Don't tell me...how to march."

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

They could fling him over suspected minefields.

[Guest]

SpoilerShow

I will surely include something like "i told them I'd make a movie with their money but i used the money to buy a house instead" in the reply

[Guest]

she is doing gov work btw, I baited her into giving me this bit of info. The probability of this account being hers increases
https://www.linkedin.com/in/lauren-maynard-4a502669

For a sec engineer she surely gives away too much information without being explicitly asked