Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Some Sick Fuck]

Notice all of the curtains closed during daytime too. Zero sunlight coming in. I bet the local kids see the Ol Antwiler Crooked Manse as the most haunted house in Aurora now

I don't know if there are different words for it in english, but when you say curtain, we have 2 kinds in my language - for lack of a better word, the "light" ones, which are transparent and are mostly used so people don't see inside, but they don't block sunlight. And then the "heavy" ones, which can be blackout type, where they completely block sunlight, or lighter ones, but still block most of the light. Not that either of those matter, since elder vampire Antwhiner is sitting in the basement, brooding on twitter from his coffin.

[Kugelfisch]

We also have two words for them. Gardinen are the ones that are decorative and let light through, Vorhänge are the ones blocking light entirely.
I have neither. I've got Jalousien in my living room (lamellas you can twist open or shut) and a Rollo (solid cloth you raise or lower) in my bedroom.

[Rushy]

The rotten net full of algae really sells the property.

Are you seeing things? If it was put there at all, it rotted away years ago or lies abandoned in Spoony's garage.

[Complicity]

I'm impressed... those little trees weren't there.

There are little trees growing from his armpits and between his pubes too.

[Kugelfisch]

The rotten net full of algae really sells the property.

Are you seeing things? If it was put there at all, it rotted away years ago or lies abandoned in Spoony's garage.

It's hard to make out but the net is still on there, hanging front heavy and greened.
You don't think Spoon has the foresight to mothball it when the fucker couldn't remote a branch before Google Earth captured it, do you?

[RedLine]

If you compare the photos from the initial sale listing to the vlogs and photos April posted, it appears Spoony never did anything to house once he moved in. Never repainted a wall, changed a doorknob, nothing. The home itself is also very empty, not much furniture just a few shrines set up to being a consoomer.
I would be very surprised if he ever did any yard or outdoor maintenance. Maybe he hired a service for awhile when the Patreon bucks were highest. Then he had April do it. Now nothing happens unless the city sends someone out.

[mad bum]

lol this is like some of those photos of Detroit where nature is taking back whole city blocks of the ghetto

3 Years BF (before Noah) captured by Google:



Today:


Look at the front of the shed and how it's now so overgrown he can't even open the door.

The older picture was even taken with Halloween decorations up and it still looks less haunted than it does now

I take that prediction back, if there's 3 steps they are probably about a foot tall each, so there's probably at least 3 fucking feet of snow

[rabidtictac]

Notice all of the curtains closed during daytime too. Zero sunlight coming in. I bet the local kids see the Ol Antwiler Crooked Manse as the most haunted house in Aurora now

He only uses the basement parts of his home anyway. Maybe the kitchen on the rare occasion when he microwaves a cup of noodles.

Covid has been a boon to him. He should have been kicked out ages ago. Who knows how bad the inside of that house looks by now? The outside only seems not that bad (aside from neglect) because all the damage was done to the inside. If he couldn't spare 20 minutes to shovel a path, does anyone believe he spent time vacuuming or cleaning inside? One wonders if he washes clothes now that April's gone. Poor Oreo probably hasn't seen the sun in weeks.

I'm curious what his home will look like after the massive winter storm hits.

[Guest]

He had his shot, the temperature now is dropping into levels dangerous even for those who aren't massive pussies. It's about 7ºF now going down to 0 (that's -14º to -18º for Celsiusfags). He ain't going out to shovel now, he's just going to wait until March for it to melt.

Covid has been a boon to him. He should have been kicked out ages ago. Who knows how bad the inside of that house looks by now? The outside only seems not that bad (aside from neglect) because all the damage was done to the inside. If he couldn't spare 20 minutes to shovel a path, does anyone believe he spent time vacuuming or cleaning inside? One wonders if he washes clothes now that April's gone. Poor Oreo probably hasn't seen the sun in weeks.

Since Oreo now cannot even walk outside, I'd hate to know what the house smells like. My guess is he probably only showers before he streams (hence why his hair always looks greasier than normal: it's wet) and the dog has taken to shitting and pissing in the kitchen.

[Nehezir]

the irony of spoony talking shit about someone else's masculinity is staggering. If he got manhandled by an elf twink it'd probably be the biggest injection of testosteroni he received in his life.