Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

The Screenwave fatties, maybe. James has no time.

[Guest]

Fucking hilarious, he didn't even walk outside and push a little bit of snow off to the side before giving up. You rule local anon

Here Lies Noah Antwiler: "Never Try."

Holy hell, that's like a good 18 inches of snow piled up. We can see why April left his dumb ass.

The best part is it last snowed on Thursday afternoon, meaning he had 2 days to do anything and still didn't try.

It's snowing again now though. He might actually get trapped in there if he keeps this up all month, as in the snow making it impossible to open the door

[rabidtictac]

I bet the little pathways in the snow are from the deliveries. No way this loser has stepped out of his house in months.

100%

I bet his mailman and the package delivery guys all despise him.

[Guest]

lol this is like some of those photos of Detroit where nature is taking back whole city blocks of the ghetto

3 Years BF (before Noah) captured by Google:



Today:


Look at the front of the shed and how it's now so overgrown he can't even open the door.

The older picture was even taken with Halloween decorations up and it still looks less haunted than it does now

[Some Sick Fuck]

I'm impressed... those little trees weren't there. He's so sad and pathetic in his existence that not only a fucking branch has defeated this worthless cretin, but two new trees have managed to grow this high already. He's a worse squatter than gipsies.

[Rushy]

Clearly, he planted them with love and ca-hahahahahaha

[Guest]

Notice all of the curtains closed during daytime too. Zero sunlight coming in. I bet the local kids see the Ol Antwiler Crooked Manse as the most haunted house in Aurora now

[Rushy]

I love the basketball basket there.

[Guest]

Even the jungle landscaping wants him dead.

[Kugelfisch]

I love the basketball basket there.

The rotten net full of algae really sells the property. Imagine having it in the driveway and never having shot some hoops.
Basketball isn't a popular professional sport here but it's a popular casual game. If I had a hoop I'd for sure have a ball and play every once in a while.