Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Notch interviews are one of the many perks of a platinum membership, btw.

[Guest]

Never said over weight.

Like this



I'd fuck this. Don't like it? Cool. But I do.

She's wearing a girdle to contain all that shit, you fool. I'd smash too, but I'm horny and would bang anything if it let me. Emphasis on it.

She’s also wearing a cup to conceal her massive cock and balls...what? Someone had to be ASS.

I kid Pibbs, I agree with you on that look. She works for me.

Again, girdle, because a big girl like that would have a roll of fat hanging over her belt otherwise. And if she turned around she would have serious cottage cheese ass. Looks like a tubby but much younger pre-wall Pokimane.

[Guest]

Spoony is a fucker. There on topic.

DHI, DHI, I'm drunk. BUT I was chatting it up with two different chicks tonight! Got a last minute invite to a party.

Got their numbers too. One is like really cute but chubby, and the other is a fucking solid 8.2 but had a kid. I was ON FIRE!

BUT I have a GF. I wouldn't cheat on her. It was just fun flirting a little. Felt good knowing I could if I wanted to. GF is out of town at her mom's. I called her. I missed her.
.

Fuck. It's the new year and I'm on DHI, the fuck is the matter with me? Lol
Happy New year, you wonderful sperging assholes!

if she is a 8.2 with a kid and the dad left she is batshit insane dude

[Guest]

8.2 is way too specific btw, you are crushing on her for sure

[rabidtictac]

Spoony is a fucker. There on topic.

DHI, DHI, I'm drunk. BUT I was chatting it up with two different chicks tonight! Got a last minute invite to a party.

Got their numbers too. One is like really cute but chubby, and the other is a fucking solid 8.2 but had a kid. I was ON FIRE!

BUT I have a GF. I wouldn't cheat on her. It was just fun flirting a little. Felt good knowing I could if I wanted to. GF is out of town at her mom's. I called her. I missed her.
.

Fuck. It's the new year and I'm on DHI, the fuck is the matter with me? Lol
Happy New year, you wonderful sperging assholes!

if she is a 8.2 with a kid and the dad left she is batshit insane dude

This.

[Guest]

Spoony is a fucker. There on topic.

DHI, DHI, I'm drunk. BUT I was chatting it up with two different chicks tonight! Got a last minute invite to a party.

Got their numbers too. One is like really cute but chubby, and the other is a fucking solid 8.2 but had a kid. I was ON FIRE!

BUT I have a GF. I wouldn't cheat on her. It was just fun flirting a little. Felt good knowing I could if I wanted to. GF is out of town at her mom's. I called her. I missed her.
.

Fuck. It's the new year and I'm on DHI, the fuck is the matter with me? Lol
Happy New year, you wonderful sperging assholes!

If you really do have a girlfriend, she is cheating on you every chance she gets. It's what women do. If you find out she'll somehow make it your fault too.

[pibbs]

Dudes, what the fuck did I do last night?
*reads what I posted
Fuck.
Hadn't drank like that in a long time. And I'm a little concerned that I go to a party and drunk text DHI of all places.
*checks phone. Nope, not the only place I posted to.

Sober now. Here's what really happened:

8.2? A 7 at best. She just had really dark hair and blue eyes, and i love that look so I think I was giving her unwarranted bonus points, but she was only actually average. And she was annoying as fuck, kept interrupting as I tried taking to my friend. She wanted to friend me on Facebook, I told her I had a girlfriend. And I think she actually had two kids- by different dads. She was dumb too.

Yeah, chubby girl was cute, I guess. I don't remember if she actually gave me her number or not. This was much later in the night. I think I pretended to put it in my phone. Or that could have been two-kids chick. I don't know.

Fuck, alcohol.

And to bitter guest up there, sorry for whatever happened to you, dude, but I trust mine. Course, she's not too happy with me this morning. So I'm going to have to kiss her ass the rest of the day.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

At least those two were biological 3DPDs.

Or were they?

[rabidtictac]

Alcohol and pussy are for the weak.

[Moe Bitches]

Guess our fore fathers were weak as shit.