Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[pibbs]

Never said over weight.

Like this



I'd fuck this. Don't like it? Cool. But I do.

[casual pleb]

Never said over weight.

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I'd fuck this. Don't like it? Cool. But I do.

That's how you start, dude. Few years down the line you'll be thirsting over the mountain of flesh, which is piss ogre.

[wulfenlord]

Speaking of piss ogre, my bet is her friend kicked her out because she wouldn't stop pining over her husbando

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

And the "spider bite" is from a cockroach.

Granted I know nothing about Vamppire either but I did get the feeling that, neither does he.

It's mostly super-powered mafiashit with retarded vampire terms like "sire" and "childe". In Masquerade everyone is paranoid about Kain (the one from the Bible) waking up and killing them all. In Reqiuem everyone is paranoid about spooky ghost owls.
But since LARPing is always lamer and more retarded, it's mostly about goths indulging in bullshit court intrigue.

Spoony is the fireball guy but unironically.

With Spoony in the party, everyone else becomes BMX Bandit.

[Guest]

Never said over weight.

Like this



I'd fuck this. Don't like it? Cool. But I do.

She's wearing a girdle to contain all that shit, you fool. I'd smash too, but I'm horny and would bang anything if it let me. Emphasis on it.

[Newhalf]

HAPPY NEW YEAR OF THE SPOONY YOU GUYS!

This time I have a really good feeling about it!

[Sieg Zeon]

Never said over weight.

Like this



I'd fuck this. Don't like it? Cool. But I do.

She's wearing a girdle to contain all that shit, you fool. I'd smash too, but I'm horny and would bang anything if it let me. Emphasis on it.

She’s also wearing a cup to conceal her massive cock and balls...what? Someone had to be ASS.

I kid Pibbs, I agree with you on that look. She works for me.

[Newhalf]

I can only assume she likes having sex with bacon bits in her hair because it "makes her feel like a Cobb salad".

[Guest]

Never forget

[CuckTurdginson]

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