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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Complicity » Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:51 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
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There are going to be 2 Netflix series though. Those are what you're probably thinking of. One is called Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness, a CGI series with Leon and Claire. That one follows the story of the games.
With added gay sex.
I can't wait for the zombie council which will spend entire episodes talking about the best strategy to bring STARS down.
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It's Resident Evil 5 then.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Guest » Mon Dec 07, 2020 3:04 am

Complicity wrote:
Mon Dec 07, 2020 2:51 am
VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 9:13 am
Rapeculture wrote:
Sun Dec 06, 2020 12:01 am
There are going to be 2 Netflix series though. Those are what you're probably thinking of. One is called Resident Evil: Infinite Darkness, a CGI series with Leon and Claire. That one follows the story of the games.
With added gay sex.
I can't wait for the zombie council which will spend entire episodes talking about the best strategy to bring STARS down.
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It's Resident Evil 5 then.
RE5 had a white fuckable Jill tho, not to mention the busty Italian broad. Hell, even Sheva was hot.

The new movie is being directed by the guy famous for 47 Meters Down, so it's one step above direct-to-video. All that shit about Capcom being woke was right, it turns out. Japan is gone.

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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Kugelfisch » Mon Dec 07, 2020 4:25 am

Sieg Zeon wrote:
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When you guys talked about Screamers I thought of the Peter Weller movie with the killer machines, that one is fun too.
That's the one I was talking about. It very much is post-apocalyptic after all.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:15 am

Complicity wrote:
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I can't wait for the zombie council which will spend entire episodes talking about the best strategy to bring STARS down.
Are zombies even called "zombies" in the games? I honestly can't remember.
Even if that's the case, they will probably just speak of "The Infected".
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Post by Newhalf » Mon Dec 07, 2020 10:30 am

Eventually it always devolves into Undead Lives Matter.
I think the Telltale Walken Dead did that too near the end.
Why would a walking corpse have any rights beyond a proper burial?
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Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Mon Dec 07, 2020 4:14 pm

Zombies are really just an analogue for illegal immigrants, so we have to learn to accept and live with them - just like in the ending of Shaun of the Dead.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by Newhalf » Mon Dec 07, 2020 6:06 pm

Well, seeing them plod along the mighty Hungarian border fence in 2015 or so, all of them filthy, reeking and moaning for gibs certainly makes me believe the zombies are a stand-in for sand njegro immigrants.
The only thing that differs is that the movie zombies do not in fact attack each other, only white natives living people.
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Re: Movie Thread

Post by rabidtictac » Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:03 pm

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Hell, even Sheva was hot.
Hey now, only I am allowed to thirst after black women.
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Post by veris leta facies » Mon Dec 07, 2020 8:15 pm

Newhalf wrote:
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Well, seeing them plod along the mighty Hungarian border fence in 2015 or so, all of them filthy, reeking and moaning for gibs certainly makes me believe the zombies are a stand-in for sand njegro immigrants.
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Post by Guest » Wed Dec 09, 2020 12:49 am

https://www.cbr.com/die-hard-charlize-t ... ed-reboot/

Charlize wants to be a lesbian John McClane in a Die Hard reboot. This could actually happen (though probably without the middle-aged weirdo) because Disney was preparing a reboot back before the coof destroyed Hollywood. More likely John will be black and played by someone like that annoying guy from Detective Pokemans because all the kids love black people and rappers and stuff, right?

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