Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

That's a guy in a wig. Not even mending.

[Moe Bitches]

"Captured with all the fidelity of a cryptid sighting."
Went right over his head.

[Kugelfisch]

"Captured with all the fidelity of a cryptid sighting."
Went right over his head.

Are you talking about me? If so, what I meant is that it's not even vaguely a dude in a wig, not some tranny, not a hooker but very clearly either him or a buddy wearing a wig for all to see.
He's taking the piss. Nothing vague about it.

[Moe Bitches]

Nah man it's not you. But it seems like this guy is basically telling Michael that it's fake bullshit.

Edit:

It might just be me looking into too much.

[rabidtictac]

God, what a useless fucking grifter.

Tweets more than Spoony, mostly about all the media he's consooming, and taking breaks only to attack Republicans and Christians for daring to exist in his world.

Bread and peanut butter costs a fraction what a pizza does and doesn't need to be refrigerated. He just WANTS pizza.

[mad bum]

Nah man it's not you. But it seems like this guy is basically telling Michael that it's fake bullshit.

Edit:

It might just be me looking into too much.

That's a man in a wig, also fuck them for actually getting that $20 when they could of bought so much more than fucking pizza.

[rabidtictac]

That's 100% a man in a fucking wig, lol. So the grifter got his $20 from begging and bought himself $20 worth of pizza with it. He could have bought a lot of groceries with that twenty.

a 2 pound cheese is $6
a bread loaf is $1
a jar of peanut butter is like $2 IIRC
instant ramen is 50c per, and don't give me any bullshit about how you can't get hot water at a motel room
dry noodles are $2 for a bigass box and all you need is a way to boil water somehow
bag of carrots is $2, maybe less
apples are 69c per pound if you find a decent deal
bananas are fucking cheap, probably around 50c per pound since we oppress the third world for them
a box of ceral is $1.50 and you can have it with water, my friend

We haven't even spent the entire $20 yet AND I'm taking into account his lie about not being able to cook food at all.

[Guest]

They have Little Caesar's in Massachusetts. $20 plus tax could have gotten "them" four large pizzas that would have lasted a few days.

"Maureen" is a fat pig who could stand not to eat for a while. Disgusting. Almost 15 hundred a month for a motel room? Can "they" not get an apartment? Even ghetto joggers with no credit and only drug money can get an apartment.

[Guest]

Yes, yes we get it. You can buy a lot of groceries with $20 but this idiot buys pizza. You're much more responsible with money than he is.

[rabidtictac]

I just don't understand what the point is of this faggot over-emphasizing how poor and destitute he is. When you give him money, he just wastes it. He cries about dying on the streets and not being able to eat, but he spends the money in the least efficient way possible, so that he has to beg more almost immediately.