Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Kugelfisch]

Would smash even though he probably still has a penis

>cosplay thot as avatar
>not a single picture of self
>all other tweets are animal crossing
>less than a year old account
Looks like the profile picture is entirely unrelated.

[Guest]

Did he actually help a lot of people through muh dark times? Or are they all just a bunch of parrots repeating each other in an echo chamber?

He was a friend simulator to lonely people. That's kind of part of the appeal of these e-celebs. They think if they just support and help him out their friend will come back. That's why they develop some unhealthy co-dependent relationship where they just pay Spoony to do nothing.

Of course, Spoony's a fake friend. The guy they thought was their friend is what Noah wants to put out there. The real guy is a borderline sociopath incapable of having any empathy for other people.

[rabidtictac]

Cocksucker Mike finally freezing in the the streets? One can still hope

Interesting framing. So they'll be okay until after christmas. After that point, he will be dropped into the streets, experience a toxic allergic reaction to concrete and instantly die! He'll be like a Bethesda rpg character. His foot will touch the concrete and he'll ragdoll and fly into the air, flipping a somesault.

Also, $20 is a meal for two? You live in a fucking motel room. You don't need to get fast food. If you have a microwave or a hot plate then you can just buy normal grocery food and eat for like $2 each. I'll never understand why homeless people don't just buy a fucking loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter, or a bag of potatoes and a bag of carrots (if you have access to heat.) Buying fast food/pre-prepared food is hilariously expensive long-term.

[Guest]

Also, $20 is a meal for two? You live in a fucking motel room. You don't need to get fast food. If you have a microwave or a hot plate then you can just buy normal grocery food and eat for like $2 each. I'll never understand why homeless people don't just buy a fucking loaf of bread and a jar of peanut butter, or a bag of potatoes and a bag of carrots (if you have access to heat.) Buying fast food/pre-prepared food is hilariously expensive long-term.

You're assuming most homeless people aren't junkies that will spend a nickel they dug out of a toilet full of puke and shit on drugs and then count on other people to feed them. This guy is an oxy addict, you can pick up that on/off jonesing/nodding vibe from his pleas.

[Guest]

God, what a useless fucking grifter.

Tweets more than Spoony, mostly about all the media he's consooming, and taking breaks only to attack Republicans and Christians for daring to exist in his world.

[Deckard]

God, what a useless fucking grifter.

Tweets more than Spoony, mostly about all the media he's consooming, and taking breaks only to attack Republicans and Christians for daring to exist in his world.

Probably the scummiest IN orbiter.

[Kugelfisch]

Total scumbag. That lonely cocksucker should've gotten stabbed and left for dead a long time ago. What a pure parasite.

[RedLine]

Hell, I'll give him $60 if he proves Maureen's existence.

[Kugelfisch]

Hell, I'll give him $60 if he proves Maureen's existence.

He'll block you faster than he gets on his knees in a Burger King restroom on Grinder "date".

[Scipio Africanus]

It is ongoing testamentary to how much of a failure Spoony is when his orbiters and his suborbiters generate more lulz than he does.

Maureen is totes real you guys, as this Bigfoot-quality footage demonstrates:

Also note that their room is paid for until at least Christmas:

Apparently you can do better ebegging than I thought since that means that Michael and “Maureen” have managed to raise at least $1400 in this little scam.



EDIT: apparently I’m too gay to do board code. Take the raw link wankers.

EDIT 2: It's not me that's gay it's my iPad. So there.