Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Rachel's aspirations are very clearly unrealistic pipe dreams but even she could do something better with her life than pining for Spoony.
I wonder if a person like her would even be happy if she did somehow get together with Spoony?
Or maybe that would cause her to see that this too cannot fix her real problems.

It's like an externalized allegory for gender dysphoria.

More like pounding each other. Women like faggot sex, for some reason.

She is too altruistic to be an active participant :3

[Newhalf]

Well but good enjoyable gay porn at least has to have some actual men in it, i.e. men that look either built or cute like in yaoi or whatever.
Spoopy doesn't do it for me in either regard.

[Kugelfisch]

He's not the boss in the gym, is what you're saying?

[Complicity]

Well but good enjoyable gay porn at least has to have some actual men in it, i.e. men that look either built or cute like in yaoi or whatever.
Spoopy doesn't do it for me in either regard.

What about ProlapsedJared?

He's not the boss in the gym, is what you're saying?

He can't even be the boss of the leather store.

[Newhalf]

Prolapse Jared is nightmare fuel, Spoopy looks like a waterlogged hobo corpse.
I don't watch Wrassling so I dunno about Roman Reins, if he's one of those that are booked to look fit he might be okay; but Rachel seems all kinds of disturbed.
At first I underestimated for how long she had actually been a hanger-on. Possibly a Spoon fan of day one. I can't even stand rewatching the Spoopy stuff now because even videos I liked at some point are so last decade now and seeing them in a different light as he devolved in the sad, petty blob that perhaps he was always destined to be just gives it all a sour taste.

[da PAC Nigguh]

I can't even stand rewatching the Spoopy stuff now because even videos I liked at some point are so last decade now and seeing them in a different light as he devolved in the sad, petty blob that perhaps he was always destined to be just gives it all a sour taste.

Yet these people have been watching them on a loop for 7 years now.

[Grandma Bill Cosby's Googly Eye]

Warthog playing with her funko pops.

[Kugelfisch]

He's not the boss in the gym, is what you're saying?

He can't even be the boss of the leather store.

My negro!

Yet these people have been watching them on a loop for 7 years now.

Which goes a long way explaining a thing or two.

[drisko]

Rachel's aspirations are very clearly unrealistic pipe dreams but even she could do something better with her life than pining for Spoony.
I wonder if a person like her would even be happy if she did somehow get together with Spoony?
Or maybe that would cause her to see that this too cannot fix her real problems.

A very simple step forward for her would be to move in with her mother, which would solve her food and roommate problems. Then she could address her health issues. I don't know what her relationship with her mother is, but presumably she could get some rides to doctor's appointments or whatever the fuck.

Ha, imagine if Rachel did get with Spoopy. It'd be as big a disaster as any other time two addicts begin a relationship. Two alcoholics, one who claims to be not drinking and other who clearly is drinking. But she's too crazy to be in a relationship. She'd end up cannibalizing Spoony's corpse after a night of vivid and violent """dreams."""

Her relationship with her mother seems to be the mother points out she isn't mentally well and Rachel screeches that she's wrong.

And you know, she's Cucknadian, right? Didn't Spoony want to move there for free health care? Maybe she could entice him with a marriage visa.

[Newhalf]

Spoony once made a joke about Canadia in some Highlander video and it wasn't well received by his leafy fans.
I like to think THAT is what enraged Rachel and not something marginally more substantial like the "my way" tweet.