Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

He's gonne haul her corpse to a taxidermist so he can finally make photos of "Maureen".

[Guest]

After the birds, Noah got a new arch nemesis: Groundhogs.

He is such a tough guy.

[Moe Bitches]

Mad because he's living Groundhog's day.

[Kugelfisch]

Feels weird to say that but what a hateful piece of shit.
You wouldn't be amused Noah? What the fuck are you going to do about it? You can't even clear a branch in years. It's on Google Earth for fuck's sake!

[Rushy]

I mean, to be fair, he said *one* of them is going to die. He didn't say it was the groundhog.

[Guest]

I can't wait for Rachel's take on why groundhogs are ruining her life.

[Newhalf]

Killer teeth vs Noodle arms, I know who I would put my money on.

[RedLine]

Those groundhogs would absolutely wreck Spoony's shit.

[casual pleb]

Everyone knows he wouldn't do squat. He won't have "his" backyard soon anyways.

[Kugelfisch]

Again, defeated by a branch. There could be a dozen groundhogs in "his" backyard and he'd never know.