Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Nov 15, 2020 6:24 pm

He's gonne haul her corpse to a taxidermist so he can finally make photos of "Maureen".
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Post by Guest » Sun Nov 15, 2020 8:52 pm

After the birds, Noah got a new arch nemesis: Groundhogs.

He is such a tough guy.
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Post by Moe Bitches » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:01 pm

Mad because he's living Groundhog's day.
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Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:02 pm

Feels weird to say that but what a hateful piece of shit.
You wouldn't be amused Noah? What the fuck are you going to do about it? You can't even clear a branch in years. It's on Google Earth for fuck's sake!
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Post by Rushy » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:25 pm

I mean, to be fair, he said *one* of them is going to die. He didn't say it was the groundhog.
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Post by Guest » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:28 pm

I can't wait for Rachel's take on why groundhogs are ruining her life.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Newhalf » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:28 pm

Killer teeth vs Noodle arms, I know who I would put my money on.
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Post by RedLine » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:34 pm

Those groundhogs would absolutely wreck Spoony's shit.
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Post by casual pleb » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:52 pm

Everyone knows he wouldn't do squat. He won't have "his" backyard soon anyways.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Kugelfisch » Sun Nov 15, 2020 9:58 pm

Again, defeated by a branch. There could be a dozen groundhogs in "his" backyard and he'd never know.
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