Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Rushy]

It's just to fool himself into thinking he's a functioning human being

[Deckard]

It's hilarious that he says he's "taking the pandemic seriously." He's never taken a single thing seriously in his entire life, he's just lucky that the concept of quarantining lines up perfectly with his sloth lifestyle.

[Guest]

It's hilarious that he says he's "taking the pandemic seriously." He's never taken a single thing seriously in his entire life, he's just lucky that the concept of quarantining lines up perfectly with his sloth lifestyle.

That might change if he lives with Miles again. Miles goes out and actually interacts with people, and it's entirely possible he'll get the virus and pass it to him. Noah is so Vit D deprived that he's a prime suspect to either have serious complications or die from it.

[GitGud]

Miles will press him to work.

[Nobue]

Miles will press him to work.

If he refuses to get a job, do you think Miles will give him the Jose treatment?

[Nobue]

On the road again. Don't crash into anyone on your way to arizona spoony. Also place your bets now for what he will tweet about on his emo drive. My money is on: Losing everything, damn this gas station burrito is nasty, I blew chunks from that shitty burrito, look at all these fucking idiots with their trump signs, why do rolexes exist, my phone is broken and all the radio stations suck, my air conditioning doesn't work and I'm sweating my nuts off, this is so hard, april ruined my life, I'm all alone and everything and everyone sucks. That should cover most of it.

Do you think he'll be wasted the entire ride down, or will he just do some maintenance drinking instead?

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

This isn't even related to Spoony. She's just using his cue to ramble on about herself.

Miles will press him to work.

And I can make the sun go down with the power of my mind.

On the road again. Don't crash into anyone on your way to arizona spoony. Also place your bets now for what he will tweet about on his emo drive. My money is on: Losing everything, damn this gas station burrito is nasty, I blew chunks from that shitty burrito, look at all these fucking idiots with their trump signs, why do rolexes exist, my phone is broken and all the radio stations suck, my air conditioning doesn't work and I'm sweating my nuts off, this is so hard, april ruined my life, I'm all alone and everything and everyone sucks. That should cover most of it.

He will probably complain about his car seat and how either his ass or his spine are in constant agony.
He might also claim that the seatbelt is cutting into his flesh.

[Deckard]

Miles will press him to work.

If he refuses to get a job, do you think Miles will give him the Jose treatment?

More like Lenny from Of Mice and Men.

[Guest]

This isn't even related to Spoony. She's just using his cue to ramble on about herself.

so, like any woman

[Guest]

Jesus, just go where he is and fuck him already then be his paypig, Rachel. April was no prize so Noah is used to disappointment (and being one)