Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Had to throw away a few myself. Even I go outside more often than he does

Please, Boss, don't tell Rachel where she can intercept you

(Unless he has hired Cuckson to act as his kagemusha...)

What even is the spiel of her replies? Nobody (and least of all Spoony) cares. If Spoony were to talk about his latest burrito shit, she would reply "Well, I shit too sometimes" rather than leave it uncommented

But she wants to be noticed by senpai. The chance of a reply might be 0.000001%, but once it does happen, she will be euphoric for 2-3 days (before another catastrophic event shatters her life to its very foundation) :3

[Guest]

That idiot is whining about expensive watches again. Gets roasted in the comments

Well the bank loaned you $197,000 Noah, that didn't work out so well for either one of you.

[Rushy]

Spoony road trip adventures! Year of the Spoony!

[oldbones]

On the road again. Don't crash into anyone on your way to arizona spoony. Also place your bets now for what he will tweet about on his emo drive. My money is on: Losing everything, damn this gas station burrito is nasty, I blew chunks from that shitty burrito, look at all these fucking idiots with their trump signs, why do rolexes exist, my phone is broken and all the radio stations suck, my air conditioning doesn't work and I'm sweating my nuts off, this is so hard, april ruined my life, I'm all alone and everything and everyone sucks. That should cover most of it.

[Tony Schiavone]

Someone should tweet him that the polls say Biden is certain to win. So everything should be fine again soon.

[mad bum]

Someone should tweet him that the polls say Biden is certain to win. So everything should be fine again soon.

I keep memeing that if Biden wins (he wont) suddenly a great weight will be lifted off Noah's shoulders and he will start making videos again, like his life was ruined because the man on the TV told him orange man was bad.

[casual pleb]

Unfortunately these people are like cockroaches. I bet they'll survive COVID no problem, I bet they would survive WW3 too. Worst people always find a way to persevere.

[Guest]

Spoony road trip adventures! Year of the Spoony!

What's the odds on him crashing again?

[Deckard]

Spoony road trip adventures! Year of the Spoony!

What's the odds on him crashing again?

Way more than 0%.

[Guest]

In case you were wondering.

His shoes have lasted that long because he doesn't walk much or leave the house and his car is his main means of getting around. Baffling that he'd even get a car now considering he doesn't have anywhere to go. He could just rent something for the trip too.