What are you playing?

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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Oct 07, 2020 4:33 pm

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>Tl;dr : we decided to make every single race and character as fuck-ugly as we can, on purpose
They're certainly doing a good job at that, it seems :lol:

Real talk: Does anyone really care how his player character's face looks? If the game is isometric, you never really get a good look at it. If it's a third-person title, you spend most of the playtime staring at his or her ass instead.
Not to mention that there's always a very good chance that most if not all of the face is covered up by the headgear.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by ban » Wed Oct 07, 2020 5:43 pm

Simple. It's because :

1.)It's not isometric because it has camera options to prevent that kind of thing

2.)The camera zooms in uncomfortably much during (always) voiced dialogue scenes as if it is a BioWare game and we're playing "shot-reverse shot" until we can make out the individual pimples, dammit

3.)Combat is turn based and often times zoomed in enough to see your characters faces

4.)At best, the helms look like those from Dragon Quest, made so that they never obscure the face because why WOULD you want to not look at your beautiful nubian, dragon tamer princess OC in a DnD setting?

So a recipe for disaster, if people didn't already love the reddit-tier humour the game has. :lol:

Also : it's a 60 bucks Alpha / Early Access title with only 1 chapter finished and only allows you to get to level 12. BRAVO! :lol:
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Oct 07, 2020 5:52 pm

Whelp, back to Temple of Elemental Evil or Knights of the Chalice then.
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2.)The camera zooms in uncomfortably much during (always) voiced dialogue scenes as if it is a BioWare game and we're playing "shot-reverse shot" until we can make out the individual pimples, dammit
Oh great, that shitty dialogue style that Bioware never managed to not make look awkward af. I'm psyched!
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Complicity » Wed Oct 07, 2020 7:21 pm

ban wrote:
Wed Oct 07, 2020 5:43 pm
only 1 chapter finished and only allows you to get to level 12.
I saw that shit on freegogpcgames, and it occupies 66 GB of space.
How many hard disks will the finished turd require?

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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Wed Oct 07, 2020 8:58 pm

But it's all worth it for having the Kobolds use a photo-realistic face of Orange Man.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Newhalf » Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:24 am

Seems like BG3 is going to be a big hit.
I remember the very first Divinity which was so bizarre that I don't get why anyone ever wanted more of that. A bit hazy on the details but one "great" recurring "joke" was a man that resembled a giant shrimp.
That is funny. Isn't it? So random.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Thu Oct 08, 2020 3:58 pm

I don't think anyone remembers the Divinity franchise from before the one where you play a dragonkin.

And of course this will be a big hit. Baldur's Gate 1 & 2 have always been hyped as the greatest PC RPGs evar, potentially only beaten by Planescape: Torment.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by mad bum » Thu Oct 08, 2020 10:50 pm

Torrent took 2 days but it's finally done, I will see how good this is.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by Guest » Thu Oct 08, 2020 11:52 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Thu Oct 08, 2020 3:58 pm
And of course this will be a big hit. Baldur's Gate 1 & 2 have always been hyped as the greatest PC RPGs evar, potentially only beaten by Planescape: Torment.
I dunno. hopefully Beamdog and their tranny Oc donut steels broke the spell on Butter's Gate love.
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Re: What are you playing?

Post by jpakke » Fri Oct 09, 2020 5:17 am

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Wed Oct 07, 2020 5:52 pm
Whelp, back to Temple of Elemental Evil or Knights of the Chalice then.
ban wrote:
Wed Oct 07, 2020 5:43 pm
2.)The camera zooms in uncomfortably much during (always) voiced dialogue scenes as if it is a BioWare game and we're playing "shot-reverse shot" until we can make out the individual pimples, dammit
Oh great, that shitty dialogue style that Bioware never managed to not make look awkward af. I'm psyched!
Pathfinder: Kingmaker now have turn-based mode, which you can switch on/off ln the fly, and it works great. Kingmaker is long game though.

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