Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by VoiceOfReasonPast » Sun Sep 27, 2020 2:56 pm

Just wait for him to spin this into one of the greatest tragedies to ever happen to a human bean.
Also I bet this phone was totally a gift from April.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by pibbs » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:04 pm

Yeah, he probably threw it across the room in some sissy rage.

EDIT: What are the chances he's got April nudes on it?
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Post by MegaNigger » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:08 pm

I've had the same smart phone for 5 years, only been repaired once. That's what you get for buying current year Apple trash Noah.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:35 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Sep 27, 2020 2:56 pm
Just wait for him to spin this into one of the greatest tragedies to ever happen to a human bean.
This is why Noah is such a drama queen and he seems to both play it up for sympathy baiting but also believes it himself. In psychology this is called "catastrophizing" and it's a shitty coping mechanism. Noah is rife with these and he was never taught how to handle anything growing up. And because of his narcissism he can never back down (because he's always right).

https://psychcentral.com/lib/what-is-catastrophizing/

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Post by Guest » Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:38 pm

pibbs wrote:
Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:04 pm
What are the chances he's got April nudes on it?
Zero. The last time he showed sexual interest in her was probably before the smartphone era

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:06 pm

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Walks 1/4 mile, phone dies, no cash... waiting for a series of tweets stating she was lost in the dangerous streets of Ontario and/or is now paralyzed from the stress of normal daily activity. #staystrongwarthog
Didn't that.. thing.. say some time ago that she's planning a career in professional wrestling? Maybe someone should hint to her that that shit requires some killer fitness. Being barely able to walk without a cane doesn't quite do. Women's professional wrestling requires some looks too. Any other completely-out-of-touch delusional plans? Is she planning to become as successful pop star as Madonna? Getting as rich as Elon Musk? Will she face Floyd Mayweather in a boxing match? Code an AI?
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:08 pm

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Sun Sep 27, 2020 3:38 pm
Zero. The last time he showed sexual interest in her was probably before the smartphone era
The ol' Spoonster and her met at BravoCon 2012 and he was bragging about banging her for years in a gross way. But of course no reference to that after I think 2014. And that's probably the last time his dick worked too and it barely worked before that.

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Post by Guest » Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:24 pm

veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:06 pm
Any other completely-out-of-touch delusional plans?
Yeah, her backup career, in case that does not work, is becoming a fitness coach.

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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by veris leta facies » Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:31 pm

Guest wrote:
Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:24 pm
veris leta facies wrote:
Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:06 pm
Any other completely-out-of-touch delusional plans?
Yeah, her backup career, in case that does not work, is becoming a fitness coach.
That's a great plan. I also recommend the profession of psychologist.
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Re: Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

Post by Guest » Sun Sep 27, 2020 4:34 pm

VoiceOfReasonPast wrote:
Sun Sep 27, 2020 2:07 pm
I would imagine a cane making it a lot easier to fuck you up in the long run than crutches if you're not careful (which she probably isn't), due to the risk of putting too much of your weight on one side of your body.
The cane, especially a collapsible one, is the favourite of the malingering narc or the "pity me, I'm disabled" type. You can buy one online and just whip it out when you need to feel some public attention for being "so strong and brave to be out with your disability".

To my shame I know one of these exaggerating malingerer kinds, and after buying a cane they became very reliant on it out of nowhere, because it won sympathy points. And also reinforced their exceptionalism of "woe is me, I need to be treated like I'm a special snowflake just because I hold this cane". Rather than try to improve their own health through lifestyle changes, they used it as an excuse to do nothing but passively wait for extra attention. Compared to a friend of mine who is legit legally blind and has many issues but absolutely refuses help more than the minimum for them to get by in day to day life.

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