Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Vaporwear]

My theory is that Noah will go back to Miles and within six months, he's producing videos again.
1) I just can't see a universe where Miles lets him sit on the couch tweeting all day
2) it'll be the first time in years that Noah will be forced to interact with non-April people on a daily basis. Have you ever noticed how Noah is always cheerful whenever he talks about Miles coming to visit him? The last time he did a few weeks back, Noah went to the park with Oreo. When was the last time THAT happened? With Noah going back to Miles, he'll just be forced to function like an ordinary human being again, talk to people, get some sun etc.

He'll just block out his depression funk because he won't want to think about it and start RP-ing like it's 2007 again and nothing's changed.

You stupid cock sucking retarded tranny Faggot, there is no Spoonyone anymore and he’s never gonna stream shit ever again.

What person in their right mind sees someone like Spoony and goes “Yeah this Internet review thing, he just needs the right motivation and he’ll be good again.”

No you warthog-wannabe Spoony loving cock-riding fag, no, you don’t let someone like that continue hate fuck themselves doing something they hate. If he does end up living with Miles, then his little brother better beat the shit out of him and then make him get a proper job. He’s not gonna get “better” by fucking around on a computer all day pretending to work and tweeting about how angry he is that Trump got re-elected. If Miles lets him do that then that means Miles has given up on him and has no intention of trying to get through to his brother. Keep in mind as family he’s the only person who actually would be able to get through to him. The only one. These twitter fags are delusional boot lickers, they have done nothing to help Antwhiler get “better” and they never will be able to, their existence is next to meaningless.

There’s no turning back the clock, there’s no Spoony Experiment 2.0, the scripted reviews will not return, there will be no more livestreams, you stupid fuckers are as dense as the Warthog I swear to God.

You fags are disgusting low-lives, secretly wishing for your boss to come back to life and act like the clown you guys grew up on during your dark times. You might as well be tweeting to Antwhiler about how much you love and depend on him, just like those other dirt eating losers.

[RedLine]

He's never been able to hold a regular job even when his dad gift-wrapped one for him. And, that was right out of college before he was a complete mushroom or the Lord of Tekken.
Even if Miles forces him to apply at Arby's or whatever (which is all he's qualified to do now) he'll just no call/no show until he gets fired. Or walk out when they ask him to refill the curly fires. Miles can't babysit him all day.
It's either an occasional livestream for donations or it will be nothing.

[Guest]

Spoony will never be able to get a decent job. A lot of employers are known to google the name of potential employees. Seeing that Spoony never did any actual work since 2009ish, and he has a Twitter log that would disgust anyone there's no way. The only places who might accept him will be at a fast food place or folding clothes if he's lucky.

Best thing he could probably do, which will never happen, is delete his Twitter and change his name.

This is all hypothetical because this will never happen.

[pibbs]

Maybe he can get back his old job scrubbing toilets at the game store

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

My theory is that Noah will go back to Miles and within six months, he's producing videos again.

[Newhalf]

Spoony is basically modern day Jesus Christ.
He healed the blind and the lame even though they're still blind and lame, and all true believers know he will return some day. We don't exactly know when but like, every minute now, guys! For real this time!
And when he does, he will lead the faithful out of le Dark Tymes and punish all sinners who wronged him.

Seriously this is why we as peepul still aren't ready to abandon religion because idiots will just worship any other random shit, like treating atheism like their crusade, or joining the autistic jihad in Syria, or as demonstrated here join some IN cult and dedicate their life to becoming just as useless and brain dead as their idols.

Jesus at least said go out there and be excellent to each other or some such.

If Spoony loser fans had any money I would write an "Official Book of Spoony" full of empty platitudes and sell it to them.

[Vaporwear]

He's never been able to hold a regular job even when his dad gift-wrapped one for him. And, that was right out of college before he was a complete mushroom or the Lord of Tekken.
Even if Miles forces him to apply at Arby's or whatever (which is all he's qualified to do now) he'll just no call/no show until he gets fired. Or walk out when they ask him to refill the curly fires. Miles can't babysit him all day.
It's either an occasional livestream for donations or it will be nothing.

You are super retarded, which is about as retarded as Spoony’s retarded fans so that jives well. For months now The lazy fucker has been bitching about how much he can’t perform for you mouth breathing bed pissing autists anymore and people like you still can’t handle the idea that Noah Antwhiler is a failure and his dumb internet show is over, has been over for 5 years now and has been running on fumes since then. Fuck, he ran out of fumes awhile ago too, he’s done. It’s over mother fucker.

At this point Antwhiler needs a complete change in his lifestyle, including how he makes money. Yes that means Miles will have to force him to get a real job. No he’s not gonna get some nice cushy white collar job, he threw away that chance, now he’s gonna have to get some shitty low wage job, like a janitor, or retail shirt folder, or fast food burger flipper. Maybe he can get a job at some factory, those people take anyone with a pulse.

The glitz and fame is done with, he completely failed and now he has to face the repercussions of his laziness. I do hope Miles or his parents finally introduce some tough love and either force him to work a real job or let him die on the streets.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

The Spoony Commandments

1. Thou shalt have no other Boss before me
2. Thou shalt give me money on Patreon
3. Thou shalt not. Tell me. What to do.
4. Thou shalt not send me shit I'm never bothering to play anyways

[Guest]

He's never been able to hold a regular job even when his dad gift-wrapped one for him. And, that was right out of college before he was a complete mushroom or the Lord of Tekken.
Even if Miles forces him to apply at Arby's or whatever (which is all he's qualified to do now) he'll just no call/no show until he gets fired. Or walk out when they ask him to refill the curly fires. Miles can't babysit him all day.
It's either an occasional livestream for donations or it will be nothing.

You are super retarded, which is about as retarded as Spoony’s retarded fans so that jives well. For months now The lazy fucker has been bitching about how much he can’t perform for you mouth breathing bed pissing autists anymore and people like you still can’t handle the idea that Noah Antwhiler is a failure and his dumb internet show is over, has been over for 5 years now and has been running on fumes since then. Fuck, he ran out of fumes awhile ago too, he’s done. It’s over mother fucker.

At this point Antwhiler needs a complete change in his lifestyle, including how he makes money. Yes that means Miles will have to force him to get a real job. No he’s not gonna get some nice cushy white collar job, he threw away that chance, now he’s gonna have to get some shitty low wage job, like a janitor, or retail shirt folder, or fast food burger flipper. Maybe he can get a job at some factory, those people take anyone with a pulse.

The glitz and fame is done with, he completely failed and now he has to face the repercussions of his laziness. I do hope Miles or his parents finally introduce some tough love and either force him to work a real job or let him die on the streets.

Now more than ever I hope Spoony succeeds beyond all expectations.

[Newhalf]

Well, is it still year of the Spoony?
Or was that last year..
Or is it every year?