Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Guest]

I hate giving the guy any credit at all but that might be the nicest and most reasonable response I've ever seen from Spoony.

Which will only encourage her. Should have given her a short, unequivocal 'fuck off'.

[Cuckara]

To be fair, a "fuck off" wouldn't have worked either. Spoony could tell her he hates her guts and hopes she dies, and she would still send him essay-length tweets about how she will always love and support him.

[Dingus Bajingus]

And then FINALLY she gets a response. I guess this will be her masturbation material for the next 10 years

SpoilerShow

I hate giving the guy any credit at all but that might be the nicest and most reasonable response I've ever seen from Spoony.

Honestly, yeah, now that the shit appears poised to hit the fan, the recent Tweets posted here do seem a lot more grounded and lucid than the wafting and whining that's gone on for the past six months years. I'd say that the dose of reality about to hit might jolt him to be at least pointed in the direction of getting his shit together, but given Spoony's track record... yeah, not likely.

[Guest]

To be fair, a "fuck off" wouldn't have worked either.

It wouldn't have worked, no. But at least it wouldn't have given her the impression that her Spoony does care and he does love his pissed soaked wartbeast, if only she could find a way to make him realise it.

[rabidtictac]

Rachel is IRL "yandere." It's not as nice as what is found in anime, is it?

And then FINALLY she gets a response. I guess this will be her masturbation material for the next 10 years

SpoilerShow

I hate giving the guy any credit at all but that might be the nicest and most reasonable response I've ever seen from Spoony.

I agree. Since we know Spoony is incapable of being genuinely nice, I suspect he fears the beast as many posters here do. He's trying to brush her off as nicely as possible so she won't show up at his house with a skinning knife and meat cleaver.

[Rushy]

My theory is that Noah will go back to Miles and within six months, he's producing videos again.
1) I just can't see a universe where Miles lets him sit on the couch tweeting all day
2) it'll be the first time in years that Noah will be forced to interact with non-April people on a daily basis. Have you ever noticed how Noah is always cheerful whenever he talks about Miles coming to visit him? The last time he did a few weeks back, Noah went to the park with Oreo. When was the last time THAT happened? With Noah going back to Miles, he'll just be forced to function like an ordinary human being again, talk to people, get some sun etc.

He'll just block out his depression funk because he won't want to think about it and start RP-ing like it's 2007 again and nothing's changed.

[Guest]

I can see Racheal being Annie from the movie Misery. Breaking his legs then make Spoony do reviews and watch wrestling with her.

Best thing to do is tell her to stop living in a fantasy world where Spoony is her best friend.

[Guest]

Rachel is IRL "yandere." It's not as nice as what is found in anime, is it?

Well no shit. Everything is less nice when, instead of a cute anime girl, you're being chased by a fat eldritch horror who more than likely smells of piss

[RedLine]

1) I just can't see a universe where Miles lets him sit on the couch tweeting all day

That's really the item in question. We've all said, there isn't really anything wrong with Spoony. He didn't suffer any emotional trauma and almost all if his illnesses (both mental and physical) are either imaginary or self-inflicted. He can get himself cleaned up in like 2 months if he was willing to put in the effort. But he refuses to put in even the barest amount of anything beyond existing.
We know that Spoony only works if someone is effective at kicking his ass into doing it. Can Miles kick Spoony2021's ass enough to make him work? I don't know. If he can, how much babysitting will it require to get Spoony to have a somewhat regular output? If Spoony refuses, what's his brother going to do? Throw him out?

My personal opinion is that Spoony will never make another scripted video again. I think Miles will get him to stream 2-3 times a month and maybe they'll do a collaborative vlog 2 times a year. So basically his 2017 output:

[Newhalf]

Oh dear it's sad to think she is someone's daughter..
The only thing Spoony could probably do is quit twitter altogether or block or something because no matter what he says to her she will be convinced still that he is "really a good person".
Like fockin wot, mate??

Also I'll buy the theory about depression club. "Oh yeah we know how you feel! A kindred spirit" and bla bla.
So maybe he had a lot of fans that went through like a phase or something but for most people that thankfully ends at some point.