Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[MegaNigger]

Uh oh.

[BenComicGraphics]

Spoony is an emotional vampire. He feeds off this.

[rabidtictac]

Spoony is an emotional vampire. He feeds off this.

Two sentences. We could close the thread here and everything that needed to be said would have been said. He'll be this way until he dies in an old folks home, paid for by tax dollars or Miles.

[Kugelfisch]

Uh oh.

I'm pretty sure he's literally told her to give up and fuck off already. It's an empty promise of her to fuck off.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Man, she's really doing her best to set herself up for hurt feelings. That her mom can't understand this is beyond me

Do we have a running tally on things people offered Spoony on twitter to help him get his shit together?

So far I remember offers of:

A) Hard cash - basically, someone asked Spoony how much he needed to get going again. Spoony turned his nose on this.
B) Friendship - Some offered to drive to Spoony and do tabletop with him. Spoony turned his nose to this.
C) Get the Band Back Together - Someone offered to contact Joe and Lewis and arrange the three of them to hang out. Spoony turned his nose on this.
D) Clean up his Yard - I remember someone tweeted to Noah offering to help him with his yard work.
E) Therapy - I shit you not. An actual licensed therapist offered to see Spoony, free of charge.

F) Angry Jorge, Brad and Linkara all offered to do videos with him to get him back into the swing of it.

G) Undying, unconditional love - The Warthog would murder for him and certainly throw herself from a building if he requested such. All for the dream of getting to be with him for a day.

H) Advice - various fans opening their hearts to tell him how they tackled their dark times. Maybe not the most useful item on this list, but at least it helps knowing that you're not the only one suffering form this issue (though for him that is probably an issue in and of itself).

[Dingus Bajingus]

>abandon you like everyone else in your life has
What in the goddam fuck do you know about anyone in Noah's life? Holy shit.

[Guest]

Spoony is an emotional vampire. He feeds off this.

Two sentences. We could close the thread here and everything that needed to be said would have been said. He'll be this way until he dies in an old folks home, paid for by tax dollars or Miles.

Wouldn't get Spanish Sperg updates, though. I love that guy.

[Guest]

>abandon you like everyone else in your life has
What in the goddam fuck do you know about anyone in Noah's life? Holy shit.

Exactly. His family is the only reason that faggot hasn't been living under a bridge the past fifteen years.

[Sieg Zeon]

Spoonycide is painless...

[Guest]

I'm pretty sure he's literally told her to give up and fuck off already. It's an empty promise of her to fuck off.

Spoony could easily block her if he wanted. He obviously feeds off having a pathetic, grovelling stalker.... Even if she is a 300lb talking hernia.