Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[da PAC Nigguh]

His retarded fans can't get it through their heads that Noah wasn't really BFFs with Lewis, Joe, and Brad. Hell the last time he spoke to Linkara was probably when he was piss drunk reviewing Breaking Dawn and crying about how he used to eat Scarlet's pussy.

[BenComicGraphics]

His retarded fans can't get it through their heads that Noah wasn't really BFFs with Lewis, Joe, and Brad. Hell the last time he spoke to Linkara was probably when he was piss drunk reviewing Breaking Dawn and crying about how he used to eat Scarlet's pussy.

You're wrong....

he was talking about Scarlett giving him a reacharound.

[Dingus Bajingus]

Their retarded fans can't get it through their heads that all of CA weren't really BFFs with each other.

Beside the point currently at issue, perhaps, but worth a mention.

[Kugelfisch]

Do we have a running tally on things people offered Spoony on twitter to help him get his shit together?

So far I remember offers of:

A) Hard cash - basically, someone asked Spoony how much he needed to get going again. Spoony turned his nose on this.
B) Friendship - Some offered to drive to Spoony and do tabletop with him. Spoony turned his nose to this.
C) Get the Band Back Together - Someone offered to contact Joe and Lewis and arrange the three of them to hang out. Spoony turned his nose on this.
D) Clean up his Yard - I remember someone tweeted to Noah offering to help him with his yard work.
E) Therapy - I shit you not. An actual licensed therapist offered to see Spoony, free of charge.

F) Angry Jorge, Brad and Linkara all offered to do videos with him to get him back into the swing of it.

G) Undying, unconditional love - The Warthog would murder for him and certainly throw herself from a building if he requested such. All for the dream of getting to be with him for a day.

[Guest]

His retarded fans can't get it through their heads that Noah wasn't really BFFs with Lewis, Joe, and Brad. Hell the last time he spoke to Linkara was probably when he was piss drunk reviewing Breaking Dawn and crying about how he used to eat Scarlet's pussy.

No way, they were all best buds and were crushed when JewWario sacrificed himself so that they may have new content and monetization opportunities.

[pibbs]

Progress

[pibbs]

This sounds suspiciously like accountability. But not our Spoony. Can't be.

[pibbs]

Oh, there we are. Our Spoony.

[pibbs]

Uh oh.

[rabidtictac]

This sounds suspiciously like accountability. But not our Spoony. Can't be.

It's bait. Always bait. If he felt that way, he wouldn't tweet about it.