Spoony the Pussy One: Life is in the Render Queue

[Le Redditeur]

By the way, I think "Breakfast is ruined!" is still a tippy top tier meme and "Bores and Doors" was great as well.
Bores making an IG video isn't even half as pathetic or noteworthy than the absolute shitfit Mark from Classic Gay Room threw.

I love to throw in some "Uh, yeah, you think?! *door slam*" reference when possible, it's truly a great meme.

[Vaporwear]

Bores took shots at a couple of INs in his newest IG episode and guess who's among them?

Lol, 2020 and Bores is the best reviewer on YouTube.

Well this sucks balls and it sounded like Ernie Hudson got paid a couple bucks to read a couple lines in a very half-assed way, but I can’t dismiss that Bores is doing a good job taking care of himself. Yeah he’s definitely older but it’s a very graceful sort of aging and he at least looks like he’s staying in shape. Compare that the fat pale corpse-looking goblin that Spoony became over the last five years, or even Rich Evans from RLM, who went from average looking dude to genetic dead-end in half the time.

[Kugelfisch]

or even Rich Evans from RLM, who went from average looking dude to genetic dead-end in half the time.

That's something that gets overlooked quite a lot. Anyone should go take a look at the very old RLM videos. Shit before the Star Wars videos. Rich was salvageable. He could look much better today and be way more healthy. But the guy has let himself go real bad and got too comfortable to be the punchline of every joke. It even seems like he's gotten dumber.

[VoiceOfReasonPast]

Conspiracy time: batdan wanted to be an AVGN ripoff, but Chris beat him to the punch.

Yes there was limitations on muh Atari but why the fuck a game where you drive around in fucking cars for a game about Ghostbusters is the question. Ironically something like Space Invaders would have worked better. Or any type of schmup. His hatred for Bores prevents him from using his brain to understand what Chris was talking about.

Also this bit:

He says he would want to Game Genie his way to the top, but people will complain because “AVGN did that”. Why would that stop you? Also, why do you think mentioning him now will help you?

He doesn't quite compute that the video has Bores be fully self-aware of having been memed into the AVGN Ripoff Guy.

[Moe Bitches]

Sounds like Simpsons did it, but who cares. He's not Gamer Dude so that's good.

[Dehbashi]

That would make sense Batdan wanted to be the AVGN rip off because the obsession over Bores and the stupidity he writes makes no sense.

And I can't believe he didn't get the "AVGN did it first" joke. The whole video was joking about YouTube and its changes in general which Bores never did. The beginning was with game reviewers that were around big in the early years who are no longer around (Urinating Tree is around but does sports instead of games). Meaning that the YouTube landscape has changed. The AVGN Joe was as you said self awareness and the copyright strike for "Final Countdown" was mocking how the copyright system has changed on YouTube.

Oh yeah I forgot about his sperging about Irate Gamer putting the head of the Duck Hunt dog as a trophy on the wall. Just because you are a hippie animal lover doesn't mean everyone else is.

[Vaporwear]

What the fuck is a batdan?

[Kugelfisch]

What the fuck is a batdan?

A sperg too autistic for DHI.

[Guest]

[Ihatebradjones]

The batdan strikes again

Did Chris fuck his mother or something?

I seriously wonder too because I couldn't finish reading it due to his bullshit whining especially this part.

he’s annoyed at the idea at how this was almost a pure driving game. Chris, you have to consider limitations at the time. There were only a few things you could do on Atari.

Yes there was limitations on muh Atari but why the fuck a game where you drive around in fucking cars for a game about Ghostbusters is the question. Ironically something like Space Invaders would have worked better. Or any type of schmup. His hatred for Bores prevents him from using his brain to understand what Chris was talking about.

Didn't James also complain about the excessive driving in his GB review? Which I bet BatDan was fine with him doing.

What the fuck is a batdan?

A sperg too autistic for DHI.

Not even the kiwis have a thread on him and they'll make a thread on anyone.